Intro: Ab Verse 1: Ab You know what they say Ab "Never waste a Friday night on a first date" Ab But there I was Ab In my heels with my hair straight Ab And so, I take him to this bar Ab This man wouldn't dance Ab He didn't ask a single question Ab And he was wearing these fugly jeans -Ew- Ab It doesn't matter though Ab He doesn't have what it takes to be Ab With a girl like me Pre-Chorus: Ab Not overdramatic Ab Gb I know what I want Db We're leaving the planet Db And you can't come Chorus: Ab Uh-huh, I'm through Ab With all these hyper mega bummer boys like you Gb Oh yeah, I need Db a super graphic ultra modern girl like me Ab We're hot, we're drunk, wow Ab Well look at her moving, baby, she's the one Gb Oh yeah, I need Db a super graphic ultra modern girl like me Verse 2: Ab Telling secrets there on the mattress Ab Wearing nothing but glitter and lashes Gb At every party we're the party, shaking our asses Db Making out while the world collapses Pre-Chorus: Ab Not overdramatic Ab Gb I know what I want Db We're leaving the planet Db And you can't come Chorus: Ab Uh-huh, I'm through Ab With all these hyper mega bummer boys like you Gb Oh yeah, I need Db a super graphic ultra modern girl like me Ab We're hot, we're drunk, wow Ab Well look at her moving, baby, she's the one Gb Oh yeah, I need Db a super graphic ultra modern girl like me Bridge: Ab Get up off your feet Ab Get up on that bar Ab Walk that walk Ab From Tokyo to New York Gb With everything you feel Gb And everything you are Db Walk that walk Db Flash the camera Db Flash the camera Db Flash the camera Ab You're a star Chorus: Ab Uh-huh, I'm through Ab With all these hyper mega bummer boys like you Gb Oh yeah, I need Db a super graphic ultra modern girl like me Ab We're hot, we're drunk, wow Ab Well look at her moving, baby, she's the one Gb Oh yeah, I need Db a super graphic ultra modern girl like me -nc- Oh, you got me, "La-la-la"-in' Hyper-xxxx top to bottom girl like me
