Intro: D G D G

Verse 1:
D                      G
  You can have my iPod
D                    G
  You can have my guitar
D                          G
  You can have my drum set
D                    G
  You can have my car

Verse 2:
D                   G
You can have my CDs
                  D
You can have my DVDs
                   G
You can have my refrigerator

Verse 3:
D                        G
  You can have my secret collection of xxxxography
D                        G
  You can have my secret collection of marijuana

Verse 4:
D                         G
  You can have the keys to my house
D                   G
  You can have my house
D                     G
  You can have my cat
                          G
As long as you promise to feed him every day
    G
And let him out when he needs it
D                               G
The cat's left eye is nothing to worry about
                D                             G
Um, the pigment  the left eye is turning from green to brown

Chorus:
                      D
It's nothing to worry about
G                       D
  It's nothing to worry about
G                       D
  It's nothing to worry about
G                       D      G
  It's nothing to worry about

Verse 5:
D                           G
  You can have the trophies

I found in the trash can
D                           G
  You can have the trophies

We won in the bathtub

Verse 6:
D                      G
  You can have my books
D                       G
  You can have my clothes, all my nice clothes
D                         G
  You can have my handsoap
D                       G
  You can have my silverware

Verse 7:
                 G
You can have my piano
                 G
You can have my other piano
                 G
You can have my curtains
                 D
You can have my lampshades
                 G                 D
You can have my rolls of duct tape

Chorus 2:
G D G D G D G
-Will does vocal run-

Outro:
D
 You can have my
G
 Big jacket
D                               G
 You won't get cold when you're wearing

My big jacket


D
 You can have my
G
 Big jacket
D
 You won't get cold with
G
 My big jacket