Intro:
   Fm Fm Cm Db E Fm Cm
   Db E Fm Cm Db E Fm Cm
   Db E Fm Cm
   Db E

Verse 1:
Fm   Cm
Brian
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  Top marks for not trying
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  So kind of you to bless us
     Cm         Db
With your effortlessness
      E            Fm           Cm     Db E
We're grateful and so strangely comforted
      Fm    Cm
And I wonder
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  Are you putting us under
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    'Cause we can't take our eyes
        Db         E         Fm     Cm
Off the tshirt and ties combination?
      Db             E
Well, see you later, innovator

Interlude:
   Fm Cm Db E Fm Cm Db E
   Fm Cm Db E Fm Cm

Verse 2:
Db                                Fm      Cm
  Some want to kiss, some want to kick you
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  There's not a net you couldn't slip through
Db      E                  Fm         Cm
  Or at least that's the impression I get
              Db                 E
'Cause you're smooth, and you're wet
          Fm        Cm
And she's not aware yet
          Db
But she's yours
E                 Fm    Cm
She'll be saying, use me
Db E             Fm   Cm
   Show me the jacuzzi
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  I imagine that it's there, on a plate
             Db         E
You're whole rendezvous rate
           Fm           Db
Means that you'll never be frightened
C                       Fm
To make them wait for a while
I doubt it's your style
Fm
  Not to get what you set
Fm
Out to acquire the eyes are on fire
    C
You are the unforecasted storm
Hup

Bridge:
   Fm Fm Fm Fm
   Fm Fm Fm Fm

Verse 3:
Fm         Cm            Db     E
  Calm, collected and commanding
Fm              Cm            Db      E
  You leave the other stories standing
             Fm          Cm
With your renditions and jokes
            Db          E
Bet there's hundreds of blokes
          Fm                 Cm          Db E
That have wept 'cause you've stolen their
Fm     Cm
Thunder
Db    E              Fm   Cm
  Are you putting us under
Db E          Fm             Cm
    'Cause we can't take our eyes
        Db         E         Fm    Cm
Off the tshirt and ties combination
      Db             E
Well, see you later, innovator

Outro: Fm