Intro: C Am F G C Am F G Chorus: C Am F G Well there’s a ring around the moon, a ring around the rosy C Am F G a ring around my socks that keep my feet so cozy C C7 F Dm well I’m a single woman and I don’t need many things F G C so why don’t my poor little finger got a ring Verse 1: C Am F G Once upon a time, turns out it’s complicated C Am Dm G for Tommy Lee in second grade I waited and I waited C C7 F Dm I wrote a note on Valentines and said check yes or no F G C he crumpled up my paper so I punched him in the throat -no break between Verse and Chorus- Chorus: C Am F G Well there’s a ring around the moon, a ring around the rosy C Am F G a ring around my socks that keep my feet so cozy C C7 F Dm well I’m a single woman and I don’t need many things F G C so why don’t my poor little finger got a ring -Intro rif between Chorus and Verses- Verse 2: C Am F G I bought a wedding dress just in case someone was lookin’ C Am Dm G I practiced on my sewin’ and I practiced all my cookin’ C C7 F Dm I found a handsome guy who said he’d love me like no other F G C but sadly mama says it doesn’t count since he’s my brother Chorus: C Am F G Well there’s a ring around the moon, a ring around the rosy C Am F G a ring around my socks that keep my feet so cozy C C7 F Dm well I’m a single woman and I don’t need many things F G C so why don’t my poor little finger got a ring Verse 3: -Diamonds- C Am F G I finally got a strategy and caught myself a man C Am F G I pepper sprayed his eyeballs and I threw him in my van C C7 F Dm I took him to the church and when at last we heard the bells F G G he somehow got away and now i hope he goes to well Chorus: C Am F G Well there’s a ring around the moon, a ring around the rosy C Am F G a ring around my socks that keep my feet so cozy C C7 F Dm well I’m a single woman and I don’t need many things F G C so why don’t my poor little finger got a ring Outro: F F G C
