Intro:
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Verse 1:
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One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead
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I met a girl there and she she almost knocked me dead
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-Punk rock girl- Please look at me
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-Punk rock girl- What do you see?
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Let's travel round the world just you and me punk rock girl


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I tapped her on the shoulder and said do you have a beau?
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She looked at me and smiled and said she did not know
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-Punk rock girl- Give me a chance
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-Punk rock girl- Let's go slamdance
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We'll dress like Minnie Pearl just you and me punk rock girl

Chorus:
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We went to the Philly Pizza Company and ordered some hot tea
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The waitress said "Well no we only have it iced"
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So we jumped up on the table and shouted "anarchy"
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And someone played a Beach Boys song on the jukebox
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It was "California Dreamin" so we started screamin'
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"On such a winter's day"

Verse 2:
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She took me to her parents for a Sunday meal
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Her father took one look at me and he began to squeal
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-Punk rock girl- It makes no sense
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-Punk rock girl- Your dad is the Vice President
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Rich as the Duke of Earl yeah, you're for me punk rock girl

Chorus:
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We went to a shopping mall and laughed at all the shoppers
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And security guards trailed us to a record shop
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We asked for Mojo Nixon they said "He don't work here"
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We said "If you don't got Mojo Nixon then your store could use some fixin"

Verse 3:
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We got into her car, away we started rollin'
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I said "How much you pay for this?" she said "Nothing man, it's stolen"
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-Punk rock girl- You look so wild
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-Punk rock girl- Let's have a child
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We'll name her Minnie Pearl
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Just you and me eating fudge banana swirl
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Just you and me we'll travel round the world
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Just you and me punk rock girl