Am E7 Am Don't you disrespect me little man! F9 Eb9 D9 Don't you derogate or deride! Am Am Gbm7 F7 Am E7 Am You’re in my world now, not your world, and I got friends on the other side Am E7 Am “He’s got friends on the other side” Interlude -x4-: Am E7 Am E7 Am E7 Am E7 Am E7 Sit down at my table, put your mind at ease Am C7 F7 Am E7 Am F7 E7 If you relax, it will enable me to do anything I please Am E7 Am E7 Am E7 Am E7 I can read your future, I can change it round some too Am C7 F7 I’ll look deep into your heart and soul, make your Am E7 Am wildest dreams come true Am Am D7 E7 F7 I got voodoo I got hoodoo, I got things I ain’t even tried Am E7 Am And I got friends on the other side Am E7 Am “He’s got friends on the other side” E7 The cards, the cards, the cards will tell Am F7 Am E7 Am The past, the present, and the future as well! E7 The cards, the cards, just take three Am C7 F7 E7 Bb E Take a little trip into your future with me! F C Em F Now you, young man, are from across the sea C C C C You come from two long lines of royalty -I'm a royal myself on my mother's side- C F7 Your lifestyle's high C D7 But your funds are low Am F7 E7 Am You need to marry a lil' honey whose daddy got dough! F9 Eb9 Db9 Eb9 Mom and dad cut you off, huh playboy? F9 Eb9 Abm9 Db9 Now y'all gotta get hitched, but hitchin' ties you down. F9 Eb9 Db9 You just wanna be free, hop from place to place. Eb9 F9 D9 But freedom... takes green! Am Am Gbm7 F7 It's the green, it's the green, it's the green you need Am And when I look into your future F7 E7 Am It's the green that I see! C G C G On you little man, I don't want to waste much time C G7 C G7 C7 You been pushed around all your life F You been pushed around by your C D7 Dm7 mother and your sister and your brother. C A7 And if you was married... Ab7 G7 You'd be pushed around by your wife Am Am D7 E7 F7 But in your future, the you I see Am F7 E7 Am Is exactly the man you always wanted to be! D F Shake my hand. Am D F Come on boys, won't you shake the poor sinner's hand? Yes... A C B D C A B G Are you ready? A C B D C A B G Are you ready? A C B D C A B G Transformation central! -Transformation central!- A C B D C A B G Reformation central! -Reformation central!- A C B D C A B G Transmogrification central! A C B D C A B G Can you feel it? Am You're changin', You're changin', You're changin', all right! Am I hope you're satisfied Am But if you ain't F7 Don't blame me!! Am E7 Am You can blame my friends on the other side! Outro -x2-: A E G E F D E Ab Am -You got what you wanted! But you lost what you had!-
