Verse 1:
Bb
Told my mother that I love her
                Eb                             Bb
And that I'd lie to the accountant if she wants
Bb
I'll do whatever to protect her
                Eb                       Bb
I'll say anything just to make her stop
Cm                              F
I saw a movie everybody hated
        Gm              Bb
In an empty theatre in Duluth
Cm              F
Swear I really loved it
           Gm                   Bb
Love is such a better thing to do

Chorus 1:
        Cm                              F
I'm grateful for everything you put me through
        Bb
It's the only reason I'm any good to talk to
Gm                                      F
When I'm sick or suffering, I'll still call you
                Eb               Bb
About my big, sore sweet tooth

Verse 2:
Bb
Search frantic for the moonlight
        Eb                       Bb
a bat, I get cold beneath the stars
Bb
And instead, I found a soundbite
        Eb                                       Bb
Of someone I love saying something mean and hard
Cm                              F
Forgot I have a piece of plastic
        Gm                      Bb
In the place where my molar used to be
Cm                      F
xxxxxxx on a summer cherry
                Gm                      Bb
When you called, I bit hard into the seed

Chorus:
        Cm                              F
I'm grateful for everything you put me through
        Bb
It's the only reason I'm any good to talk to
Gm                              F
When I'm sick or suffering, I'll still call you
                Eb               Bb
About my big, sore sweet tooth

Bridge:
Cm                      F
So my molar collapsed on me
        Gm                      Eb
Like a glacier melting in the heat
Cm                              F
My mouth full up with lightning
        Gm                      Eb
I'm an outlet shock, a hole, a need
Cm                      F
So everybody loves you
         Eb
And every little bit helps
Cm              F
I broke my bone
        Gm                 Eb
It was the worst she ever felt

Chorus:
        Cm                              F
I'm grateful for everything you put me through
        Bb
It's the only reason I'm any good to talk to
Gm                                      F
When I'm sick or suffering, I'll still call you
                Eb               Bb
About my big, sore sweet tooth