Intro: G D Em C Verse: G It's a happy new year D I'm making guacamole Em C You couldn't even pick up the xxxxing phone and call me G I don't like my t-shirt D I don't like my blue jeans Em C I don't like my attitude, but it's gonna be a party Pre-Chorus: G D Whoa-oh Em C Let's party Verse: G It's a happy new year D Last year was so stupid Em C Most of us were drunk and even more of us were puking G Though I heard a rumour-- D Something about bad shrimp? Em C Don't know how I made it up the stairs to your apartment Pre-Chorus: G D Whoa-oh Em I remember it C Whoa-oh G Climbing up to bed D Whoa-oh Em I remember it C D I remember it Chorus: C G And that's not all that I'm forgetting D Em It's a new year, the last one's ending C G D Don't know how I ever made it out C G Here's to nothing ever changing D Em If it were, then I'd be parting C G D ways with all the bad habits I found C G But I'll still hang around D Em I'll still hang around C G I'll still hang around D I'll still hang around Verse: G It's a happy new year D I'm eating guacamole Em C You kissed me at midnight 'cause you thought that I looked lonely G I don't like my outfit D I guess it's not important Em C 'Cause I like your four-track and the things you record on it Verse: G It's the time of year now D To keep your close friends closest Em C We'll be friends forever and I don't care if you know it G It's a happy new year D Unlike all the rest Em C Feels like I am changing and I know it's for the best Pre-Chorus: G D Em Whoa-oh I remember that C G Whoa-oh Climbing up to bed D Em Whoa-oh I remember that C D I remember that Chorus: C G And that's not all that I'm pretending D Em It's a new year, the last one's ending C G D And all the guacamole I made browned. C G Here's to always ever-changing D Em Cirxxxstances we're arranging C G D Throwing all our cautions to the ground C G They only weigh you down D Em I won't let you down C G I won't let you down D I won't let you down Bridge: G D Hey, did you know you can check the time Em C Your call reaches the other line? G D Hey, did you know that I know you lied? Em So board it up and don't even try G D Em C G Last year is ending just in time. D Em I got out alive C G I got out alive D I got out alive Verse: C It's a happy new year G Here I am again D Em C Writing in my car, and this time I can't pretend that we are friends C We're not friends G Friends don't do the things we did D Em And the ones you've done since then makes think we've never been C When is this night gonna end? G Are you lying in her bed? D All these questions hit my head Em Hey where's the whiskey at again C You were discombobulated G When you showed up at my door D Leaving glitter on my floor Em But I don't like you anymore Outro: C No, I don't like you anymore G No, I don't like you anymore D No, I don't like you anymore Em No, I don't like you anymore
