Intro -x4-: A  E  Dsus2

Verse:
A     E              Dsus2                       A
 If I had a million dollars -If I had a million dollars-
A    E          Dsus2                    A
 I'd buy you a house -I would buy you a house-
A     E              Dsus2                       A
 If I had a million dollars -If I had a million dollars-
A            E                   Dsus2
 I'd buy you furniture for your house -Maybe a nice chesterfield or an
A
ottoman-
A         E              Dsus2                       A
 And if I had a million dollars -If I had a million dollars-
A          E         Dsus2                      A
 Well, I'd buy you a K-Car -A nice Reliant automobile-
A     E              Dsus2               E
 If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

Chorus:
Dsus2 E              A        A             Gbm               Dsus2
 If I had a million dollars, I'd build a tree fort in our yard
Dsus2 E              A          A        Gbm                       Dsus2
 If I had a million dollars, you could help, it wouldn't be that hard
Dsus2 E              A
 If I had a million dollars 
          A              Gbm                            Dsus2 -strum once-
 Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
                                         E -strum once-
 You know, we could just go up there and hang out

Bridge:
                            A
Like open the fridge and stuff
                                E
There would already be laid out foods for us
       Dsus2                                A
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
A                      E                                       Dsus2
They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
                   D -strum once-
Well, can you blame 'em
-nc-
Uh, yeah

Verse:
A     E              Dsus2                       A
 If I had a million dollars -If I had a million dollars-
A          E                Dsus2                              A
 Well, I'd buy you a fur coat -But not a real fur coat that's cruel-
A         E              Dsus2                       A
 And if I had a million dollars -If I had a million dollars-
A          E                  Dsus2                       A
 Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet -Yep, like a llama or an emu-
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 And if I had a million dollars -If I had a a million dollars-
A          E                        Dsus2
 Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains -Ooh, all them crazy elephant
 A
 bones-
A         E              Dsus2               E
 And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

Chorus:
Dsus2 E              A          A        Gbm                   Dsus2
 If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to walk to the store
Dsus2 E              A          A           Gbm                Dsus2
 If I had a million dollars, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
Dsus2 E              A           A        Gbm                Dsus2-strum once-
 If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
                       E -strum once-
 But we would eat Kraft Dinner

Bridge:
                                     A
Of course we would, we’d just eat more
            E             Dsus2
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
                                         A
That’s right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups!
       E       Dsus2 -strum once-
Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm

Verse:
A     E              Dsus2                       A
 If I had a million dollars -If I had a million dollars-
A          E                 Dsus2                                   A
 Well, I'd buy you a green dress -But not a real green dress, that's cruel-
A         E              Dsus2                       A
 And if I had a million dollars -If I had a million dollars-
A          E            Dsus2                  A
 Well, I'd buy you some art -A Picasso or a Garfunkel-
A     E              Dsus2                       A
 If I had a million dollars -If I had a million dollars-
A          E          Dsus2                               A
 Well, I'd buy you a monkey -Haven't you always wanted a monkey-
A     E              Dsus2                 E
 If I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love

Outro:
Dsus2 E              A      A      Gbm             Dsus2
 If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
Dsus2 E              A      A      Gbm             Dsus2
 If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
Dsus2 E              A   A      Gbm  E  Dsus2
 If I had a million dollars
E -strum once-
 I'd be rich

Outro: A   D  E   A