Intro: Am Dm Guess who's back, back again? E Am Shady's back, tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back Dm Guess who's back, guess who's back E Guess who's back, guess who's back Am Dm E Guess who's back Verse 1: Am Well, look what the stork brung What? Dm Little baby devil with the forked tongue E And it's stickin' out, yeah, like a sore thumb Am With a forehead that it grew horns from Still a white jerk Dm Pullin' up in a Chrysler to the cypher with the vic's, percs and a Bud Light shirt E Am Lyrical technician, an electrician y'all light work And I don't gotta play pretend, it's you I make believe Dm And you know I'm here to stay 'cause me E Am If I was to ever take a leave, It would be aspirin to break a feve Am Dm If I was to ask for Megan Thee Stallion if she would collab with me E Would I really have a shot at a feat? I don't know, but I'm glad to be back, like Chorus: Am Dm Abra abracadabra And for my last trick E Am I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh Dm Abra abracadabra E And for my last trick, poof Am Just like that and I'm back, bruh Verse 2: Am Now back in the days of old me Dm Right around the time I became a dope fiend E Am Ate some codeine, as a way of coping taste of opiates, case of O.E âTurned me into smiley face emoji Dm My xxxx may not be age appropriate E Am But I will hit an eight year old in the face with a participation trophy 'Cause I have zero doubts Dm E That this whole world's 'bout to turn into some girl scouts Am That censorship bureau's out, To shut me down so when I started this Verse Dm It did start off light hearted at first E But it feels like I'm targeted Am Mind bogglin' how my profit has skyrocketed, look what I pocketed Dm E Yeah, the xxxx is just like y'all have been light joggin' and I've been running at full speed Am And that's why I'm ahead like my noggin, and I'm the fight y'all get in Dm When you debate who the best but ops I'm white chalkin' when E I step up to that mic, cock it then "Oh my god, it's him... not again!" Chorus: Am Dm Abra abracadabra And for my last trick E Am I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh Dm Abra abracadabra E And for my last trick, poof Am Just like that and I'm back, bruh Break it down Bridge: Am Dm Sometimes I wonder what the old me'd say If what? E Am If he could see the way xxxx is today Look at this xxxx Dm He'd probably say that everything is gay E Like happy! What's my name, what's my name? Verse 3: Am So, how many little kids still wanna act like me? Dm I'm a bigger prick than cacti be E Am And that's why these words sting, just like you were being attacked by bees In the coupe leaning back my seat Dm Bumpin' R. Kelly's favorite group, the black guy pee's E In my Air Max Nineties Am White T's walkin' parental advisory My transgender cat's Siamese Dm Identifies as black, but acts Chinese E Am Like a motherxxxxin' hacky sack I treat the whole world, 'cause I got it at my feet How can I explain to you? Dm That even myself, I'm a danger too E I hop on tracks like a kangaroo And say a few things or two to anger you Am But xxxx that, if I think that xxxx, I'ma say that xxxx Dm E Cancel me what? Okay, that's it, go ahead, Paul, quit Am Snake ass prick, you male crossdresser, fake ass xxxxx And I'll probably get xxxx for that Dm But you can all suck my xxxx, in fact E Am xxxx them, xxxx Dre, xxxx Jimmy, xxxx me, xxxx you, xxxx my own kids they're brats xxxx 'em They can screw off, them and you all Dm E Am You too, Paul, got two balls, big as RuPaul's, what you thought you saw ain't what you saw 'Cause you're never gon' see me Dm Caught sleepin' and see the kidnappin' never did happen E Like Sherri Papini, Harry Houdini, I vanish into the thin air as I'm leaving, like Chorus: Am Dm Abra abracadabra And for my last trick E Am I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh Dm Abra abracadabra E And for my last trick, poof Am Just like that and I'm back, bruh
