E Thank God I'm pretty Dbm The occasional free drink I never asked for Gbm The occasional admission to a seedy little bar Am B7 Invitation to a stranger's car E I'm blessed Dbm With the ability to render grown men tongue-tied Which only means that when it's dark outside Gbm Am I have to run and hide can't look behind me B7 E Thank God I'm pretty E Thank God I'm pretty Dbm Every skill I ever have will be in question Gbm Every ill that I must suffer merely brought on by myself Am B7 Though the cops would come for someone else E I'm blessed Dbm I'm truly privileged to look this good without clothes on Gbm Which only means that when I sing you're jerking off Am And when I'm gone you won't remember B7 Dbm Thank God I'm pretty Gbm Am B7 Thank you God Db Oh, lord Gbm Thank you God A B Oh, oh Gbm B and when a gaggle of faces appears around me E Db It's lucky I hate to be taken seriously Gbm B7 I think my ego would fall right through the cracks in the floor E Db If I couldn't count on men to slap my ass anymore Gbm B7 I know my destiny's such, that I must stocking and curl E Db So everybody thinks that I'm a xxxxing suicide girl Interlude: Gbm Gb B7 Db Thank you God Bbm For the occasional champagne I never asked for Ebm The occasional admission to a seedy little bar Gbm Ab Invitation to a stranger's car Db I'm blessed Bbm With the ability to render grown men tongue-tied Which only means that when it's dark outside Ebm Gbm I have to run and hide can't look behind me Ab Bbm Thank God I'm pretty Ebm Thank God Ab Bbm Thank God Ebm Thank you Gb Thank you Db Gb Gbm Db Thank you Goooooooooooooooooood
