D
Thank God I'm pretty 
                             Bm
The occasional free drink I never asked for
                               Em
The occasional admission to a seedy little bar
Gm                   A7
Invitation to a stranger's car
     D
I'm blessed
                                      Bm
With the ability to render grown men tongue-tied
                       
Which only means that when it's dark outside
  Em                               Gm
I have to run and hide can't look behind me
       A7      D
Thank God I'm pretty


               D
Thank God I'm pretty
                                     Bm
Every skill I ever have will be in question
                                      Em
Every ill that I must suffer merely brought on by myself
            Gm                 A7
Though the cops would come for someone else
    D
I'm blessed
                                               Bm
I'm truly privileged to look this good without clothes on
                                                 Em
Which only means that when I sing you're jerking off
                            Gm
And when I'm gone you won't remember
A7                Bm
Thank God I'm pretty
           Em      Gm     A7
Thank you God
      B
Oh, lord
          Em
Thank you God
G   A
Oh, oh 
 

            Em             A
and when a gaggle of faces appears around me
      D                          B
It's lucky I hate to be taken seriously
         Em                                A7
I think my ego would fall right through the cracks in the floor
       D                              B
If I couldn't count on men to slap my ass anymore
          Em                          A7
I know my destiny's such, that I must stocking and curl
        D                                B        
So everybody thinks that I'm a xxxxing suicide girl

Interlude: Em  E  A7

          B
Thank you God
                                     Abm
For the occasional champagne I never asked for
                               Dbm
The occasional admission to a seedy little bar
     Em              Gb
Invitation to a stranger's car


B
I'm blessed
                                     Abm
With the ability to render grown men tongue-tied
                                           
Which only means that when it's dark outside
   Dbm                                Em
I have to run and hide can't look behind me
Gb              Abm
Thank God I'm pretty


     Dbm
Thank God
Gb      Abm
Thank God
Dbm
Thank you
E
Thank you
B          E     Em      B
Thank you Goooooooooooooooooood