Intro -x2-: A Bm Gbm Verse 1: A Bm Gbm Darling, I'm with St. Bernards A Bm Gbm And we are scouring the Alps and the Andes A Bm Gbm And if they die it is on my head A Bm Gbm They follow paw prints in the snow to my throne, to my bed Chorus: A Bm D Gbm You're pouting in your sleep, I'm waking, yawning A Bm Gbm D We're proving to each other that romance is boring A Bm D Gbm Sure, there are things I could do if I was half-prepared to A Bm D Gbm Prove to each other that romance is boring Instrumental -x2-: A Bm Gbm Verse 2: A Bm Gbm Start as you mean to continue A Bm Gbm Complacent and self-involved A Bm Gbm You're trying not to be nervous A Gbm Wish you were trying at all Pre-Chorus: A Bm Gbm I will wake, I will bake, I Will bake phallic cake A Bm Gbm Take your diffidence, make it my clubhouse A Bm Gbm But my strength's within lies, ventricle cauterised A Bm It's the way of living that I espouse Chorus: A Bm D Gbm You're pouting in your sleep, I'm waking, yawning A Bm D We're proving to each other that romance is boring A Bm D Gbm Sure, there are things I could do if I was half-prepared to A Bm D Gbm Prove to each other that romance is boring Instrumental: A Gbm A Gbm Bridge: A Gbm We are two ships that pass in the night Bm You and I, we are nothing alike D I am a pleasure cruise, you are gone out to trawl -nc- Return nets empty, nothing and oh Chorus: A Bm D Gbm You're pouting in your sleep, I'm waking, yawning A Bm Gbm D We're proving to each other that romance is boring A Bm D Gbm Sure, there are things I could do if I was half-prepared to A Bm D Gbm Prove to each other that romance is boring Instrumental: A Gbm A Gbm Abm Outro: A Bm D Gbm You're pouting in your sleep, I'm waking, yawning A Bm Gbm D We're proving to each other that romance is boring A Bm D Gbm Sure, there are things I could do if I was half-prepared to A Bm D Gbm A Prove to each other that romance is boring
