Intro -Chevy-: Gbm E D A D A D Bm Gbm E D A Hmm-mmm, mmm-mmm D A D Bm Hmm-mmm, mmm-mmm Gbm E D A Hmm-mmm, mmm-mmm D A D Bm Hmm-mmm, mmm-mmm Verse 1 -Wilbur Soot-: D A My keyboard's like my heart D It shines in RGB and it's full of blood A I don't know what is wrong with me D But I'm scared, pissed off and lonely -horny- A I have trouble speaking to women D Unless they're 2D or high definition A Spend all my time on social media Bm D This is the state that I'm in Interlude: A D A Verse 2 -Wilbur Soot-: D A A My Twitter feed's like my brain D 'Cause I have it on dark mode A Memorise everything she says D So I can use it to guess her passcode A She's beauty, she's grace D She has a profile picture of her gorgeous face A To try and get more sponsors Bm A Bm To try and get more sponsors Chorus -Wilbur Soot, Chevy-: A D But why don't you care? Bm A I have spent the past ten years of my life D Making you prepared Bm A You're political enough but not contrary D xxxual enough but not enough to scare me Bm A D Give me a reason not to be on my knees E E The internet has ruined me Interlude: Gbm E D A Hmm-mmm, mmm-mmm D A D Bm Hmm-mmm, mmm-mmm Verse 3 -Wilbur Soot-: D A Look, I know I must sound insane D But that's part of the package A If she can't handle me at my worst D She don't deserve my mental baggage A I know you want six foot four D But one foot more and I'd almost be tall enough A To reach the high shelf, be your incel Bm D A I think I might be a threat to myself D A threat to myself Interlude: A Bm A Chorus -Wilbur Soot, Chevy-: Bm A D But why does she run? Bm A D When I'm monthly giving her fifty percent of my income Bm A It feels like my ideas of affection D Are based around artificial perfection Bm A D I just want to appease E The internet has ruined me Outro: Gbm E D A Hmm-mmm, mmm-mmm D A D Bm Hmm-mmm, mmm-mmm Gbm E D A Hmm-mmm, mmm-mmm D A D Bm Hmm-mmm, mmm-mmm Outro -Wilbur Soot & Chevy-: D A We used to sleep on call together D We used to sleep on call together A We used to sleep on call together D We used to sleep on call together A We used to sleep on call together D We used to sleep on call together A We used to sleep on call together B We used to sleep
