Intro: Gm Eb A Westerner walks into a bar C D Television on the Middle East corner Gm Eb Talk to the barman a bit about cars C D Gm a bit about war, and a bit about Captain America Eb C 'Bout fifty-thousand dead D Gm What a tragic tale, what a moral dilemma Eb "What can we do to help?" C Say it again and again and again D Gm Until you've entertained yourself Verse 1: Eb C Said, "Hmm, ah, if I'm being honest D Gm Never heard of your country until we bombed it" Eb There's an invisible gun in my pocket C D Pays for a round of shots, and a gossip Gm Eb And a pissed-up thought in the water closet C D Don't use soap, no tap, don't wash it, uh Gm Eb Unspoken law of the land C D Gm It's fashionable to have blood on your hands Eb And you start getting racist C D Talk about refugees gеtting payslips Gm Eb Fifty pounds a week for needs is outrageous C D Gm You spend nearly a ton on a night gеtting wasted Verse 2: Eb Reform UKKK C D "Let's make Britain great again" Gm Eb Fingers click and a monthly wage C D Gm Is a thousand stellas and a Lebanese takeaway Eb C I put my faith in god D And a rich man's bank account Gm Eb TV says, "Few million displaced" C D I say xxxxing keep 'em out Chorus: Gm Eb When a Westerner walks into a bar C D Television on the Middle East corner Gm Eb Talk to the barman a bit about cars C D Gm a bit about war, and a bit about Captain America Eb C 'Bout fifty-thousand dead D Gm What a tragic tale, what a moral dilemma Eb "What can we do to help?" C Say it again and again and again D Gm Until you've entertained yourself Bridge: Eb I said, "Hmm, ah, if I'm being serious C D This service is xxxx Gm And I don't think you're hearing this" Eb The news is depressing C Can someone turn it off? D I don't wanna be dancing Gm When another bomb drops Eb Another shot, cheap beer C D And cheap talk on international relations Gm State of the war Eb State of the nation State of the rich and the poor C D Gm State of the— "Who gives two xxxxs 'bout some war?" Eb I've been waiting thirty minutes C And I haven't had another drink yet C D Is the country in the sink yet? Gm Eb Is the threat of nuclear action on the brink yet? C D I will blow your mind when I get the time to think Verse 4: Gm Says "Oh, the horror Eb I wish I could change it C D If I don't get served in five minutes, I'm complaining" Gm Now I'm getting kicked out Eb Now I've got a bottle C D I might wrap it up with somebody's head down the cobbles Chorus: Gm Eb When a Westerner walks into a bar C D Television on the Middle East corner Gm Eb Talk to the barman a bit about cars C D Gm a bit about war, and a bit about Captain America Eb C 'Bout fifty-thousand dead D Gm What a tragic tale, what a moral dilemma Eb "What can we do to help?" C Say it again and again and again and again and again and a— Ugh
