Verse 1:
Cm7               F
Home, home sweet home
            Bb
Live laugh love
D                                    Cm7
These are some things written by the phone
        F            Bb
On the wall of this home
D                     Ab
Located on nowhere avenue
G7         Cm7        D7       Gm                D7
Don’t understand how everyone lives inside their head

Chorus:
Ebmaj7                     Bb
Multicolored ornaments in peoples’ houses make me feel like
Ebmaj7
No one out there understands me
Bb
Well that’s half the battle baby
Ebmaj7                     Bb
Continental condiments in peoples’ houses make me happy
Ebmaj7
Can’t you tell me why I’m empty?
Bb
Welcome to the madhouse baby

Instrumental: Ebmaj7 Bb Ebmaj7 Bb Ebmaj7 Bbmaj7

Verse 2:
Cm7           F7                 Bbmaj7
Memes, beauty dreams, self-help schemes
D7                                  Cm7
These are some things I can sit and read
      F          Bbmaj7
Every dog, every tween
D7                                Ab
Reckons with a different same old time
G            Cm
Confused and tired
      D        Gm             D
While everyone powers on with life

Chorus:
Ebmaj7                     Bb
Multicolored ornaments in peoples’ houses make me feel like
Ebmaj7
No one out there understands me
Bb
Well that’s half the battle baby
Ebmaj7                     Bb
Continental condiments in peoples’ houses make me happy
Ebmaj7
Can’t you tell me why I’m empty?
Bb
Welcome to the madhouse baby

Instrumental: Ebmaj7 Bb Ebmaj7 Bb D Ebmaj7 Bb Ebmaj7 Bb Dm Ebmaj7

Chorus:
Ebmaj7                     Bb
Multicoloured ornaments in peoples’ houses make me feel like
Ebmaj7
I’m the only one who’s out here
Bb
Everybody feels like that dear
Ebmaj7                    Bb
Continental condiments in peoples’ houses make me happy
Ebmaj7
Can’t you tell me why I’m empty?
Bb
Welcome to the madhouse baby