Ab               Db                          Eb
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
             Cm                Fm
Never make a pretty woman your wife
           Db                 Eb
So from my personal point of view
       Eb7           Eb     Ab
Get an ugly girl to marry you


Ab               Db                          Eb
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
             Cm                Fm
Never make a pretty woman your wife
           Db                 Eb
So from my personal point of view
       Eb7           Eb     Ab
Get an ugly girl to marry you


Ab
a pretty woman makes her husband look small
         Eb                    Ab
And very often causes his downfall

As soon as he marries her, then she starts
          Eb                          Ab
Doing the things that will break his heart


Ab
But if you make an ugly woman your wife
          Eb                          Ab
You'll be happy for the rest of your life

An ugly woman cooks your meals on time
          Eb                        Ab
An she'll always give you peace of mind


Ab               Db                          Eb
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
             Cm                Fm
Never make a pretty woman your wife
           Db                 Eb
So from my personal point of view
            Eb7      Eb     Ab
Get an ugly girl to marry you


Ab              
Don't let your friends say you have no taste
    Eb                 Ab
Go ahead and marry anyway

Though her face is ugly and her eyes don't match


             Eb                  Ab
Take it from me, she's a better catch


Ab               Db                          Eb
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
             Cm                Fm
Never make a pretty woman your wife
           Db                 Eb
So from my personal point of view
            Eb7      Eb     Ab
Get an ugly girl to marry you


Say man.
Hey baby.
I saw your wife the other day.
Yeah?
Yeah, she's ugly.
Yeah, she's ugly but she sure can cook.
Yeah?. Okay.


Ab               Db                          Eb
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
             Cm                Fm
Never make a pretty woman your wife
           Db                 Eb
So from my personal point of view
            Eb7      Eb     Ab
Get an ugly girl to marry you    -x3-