Intro: Gm7 / C / Gm7 / Bb C / Gm7 / - / Gm7 / F Gm7 Verse 1: Gm7 C Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it Gm7 Bb C You play the guitar on the M.T.V. Gm7 That ain't workin' that's the way you do it F Gm7 Money for nothin' and chicks for free Gm7 C Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it Gm7 Bb C Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb Gm7 Maybe get a blister on your little finger F Gm7 Maybe get a blister on your thumb Chorus: Eb Bb We gotta install microwave ovens Eb F Custom kitchen deliveries Gm7 We gotta move these refrigerators C D E We gotta move these colour TV's Verse 2: Gm7 C See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup Gm7 Bb C Yeah buddy that's his own hair Gm7 That little faggot got his own jet airplane F Gm7 That little faggot he's a millionaire Chorus: Eb Bb We gotta install microwave ovens Eb F Custom kitchen deliveries Gm7 We gotta move these refrigerators C D E We gotta move these colour TV's Instrumental: Gm7 / C / Gm7 / Bb C / Gm7 / - / Gm7 / F Gm7 Chorus: Eb Bb We gotta install microwave ovens Eb F Custom kitchen deliveries Gm7 We gotta move these refrigerators C D E We gotta move these colour TV's Verse 3: Gm7 C I shouldda learned to play the guitar Gm7 Bb C I shouldda learned to play them drums Gm7 Look at that mama, she's got it stickin' in the camera F C Man we could have some fun Gm7 C And he's up there, what's that? Hawaiian noises? Gm7 Bb C Bangin' on the bongoes like a chimpanzee Gm7 That ain't workin' that's the way you do it F Gm7 Get your money for nothin' and chicks for free Chorus: Eb Bb We gotta install microwave ovens Eb F Custom kitchen deliveries Gm7 We gotta move these refrigerators C D E We gotta move these colour TV's Instrumental: Gm7 / C / Gm7 / Bb C / Gm7 / - / Gm7 / F Gm7 Bridge: Gm7 C Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it Gm7 Bb C You play the guitar on the M.T.V. Gm7 That ain't workin' that's the way you do it F Gm7 Money for nothin' and your chicks for free Gm7 C Gm7 Bb C Money for nothin' chicks for free Gm7 F Gm7 Money for nothin' chicks for free
