Intro -x2-: C Em Am G Verse 1: C Em Every Christmas I'm a very good boy Am G I put out milk and cookies for this guy to enjoy C Em But Santa never brings the right toy Am G I felt like giving up on all this holiday joy C Em But if you've seen 'The Santa Clause' you know -you know- Am G You become Santa if you put on Santa's coat -oh- C Em You can kill him, leave him dead up in the snow Am G The elves don't even care about you murdering their bro And so Pre-Chorus 1: C Em This Christmas gon' be special to me Am G I ain't gonna ask for a car with a key C Em I ain't gonna write to Santa asking him, "Please" Am G 'Cause what I want for Christmas can't fit under the tree Chorus: C Em I wanna be Santa Claus Am G So I'm gonna kill Santa Claus C Em When I hear those reindeer paws Am G I'm gonna break the law C Em Am This Christmas, don't got a wishlist, I got a hit list G C And at the top of it is old Saint Nicholas Em Am Nothing against him, it's just business G C I ain't the Grinch but I'm gonna steal Christmas Verse 2: Em I made a list and checked it twice Am G For all the xxxxs I give about ending Santa's life C And I found none Em I'll travel at the speed of light Am G If I'm Santa now does that mean that I sleep with Santa's wife? C 'Cause I'm down, son -Yeah- Em Fire in my fireplace Am G Not talking 'bout this flying ship when I say I'mma slay C He gon' die, son Em I'mma wake up Christmas day Am G With all the dopest presents that I forced the elves to make C They're my prisoners Pre-Chorus 2: Em I'll never understand why this is Am G The way that they decide who the next Santa Claus is C Em How do people not believe that Santa exists? Am G C In this world, aren't adults concerned about all these gifts they didn't buy? Chorus: Em I wanna be Santa Claus Am G So I'm gonna kill Santa Claus C Em When I hear those reindeer paws Am G I'm gonna break the law C Em Am This Christmas, don't got a wishlist, I got a hit list G C And at the top of it is old Saint Nicholas Em Am Nothing against him, it's just business G C I ain't the Grinch but I'm gonna steal Christmas
