Intro:
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-Wish you were so-, wish you were so-, wish you were sober-
 
Verse 1:
C                  G
  This party's xxxx, wish we could dip
Dm   F
  Go anywhere but here
C                G
  Don't take a hit, don't kiss my lips
Dm    F
  And please don't drink more beer
 
Pre-Chorus:
C                                G
  I'ma crawl outta the window now
                                 Dm
'Cause I don't like anyone around
                                 F
Kinda hope you're following me out
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But this is definitely not my crowd
 
Chorus:
C
  19 but you act 25 now
G
  Knees weak, but you talk pretty proud, wow
Dm
  Ripped jeans and a cup that you just downed
F
  Take me where the music ain't too loud
C
  Trade drinks, but you don't even know her
G
  Save me 'till the party is over
Dm
  Kiss me in the seat of your Rover
F
  Real sweet, but I wish you were sober
 
Post Chorus:
C                                                       G
-Wish you were so-, wish you were so-, wish you were sober-
 
I wish you were sober
Dm                                                       F
-Wish you were so-, wish you were so-, wish you were sober-
 
I wish you were sober
 
Verse 2:
C                     G
  Tripped on the road, walking you home
Dm     F
  You kissed me at your door
C            G
  Pulling me close, beg me to stay over
Dm        F
  But I'm over this rollercoaster
 
Pre-Chorus:
C                                G
  I'ma crawl outta the window now
                                      Dm
Getting good at saying, "gotta bounce"
                               F
Honestly you always let me down
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And I know I'm not just hanging out
 
Chorus:
C
  19 but you act 25 now
G
  Knees weak, but you talk pretty proud, wow
Dm
  Ripped jeans and a cup that you just downed
F
  Take me where the music ain't too loud
C
  Trade drinks, but you don't even know her
G
  Save me 'till the party is over
Dm
  Kiss me in the seat of your Rover
F
  Real sweet, but I wish you were sober
 
Post Chorus:
C                                                    G
-Wish you were so-, wish you were so-, wish you were sober-
 
I wish you were sober
Dm                                                     F
  -Wish you were so-, wish you were so-, wish you were sober-
 
I wish you were sober
 
Bridge:
C                               G
I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish
 
I wish you were sober
Dm                              F
I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish
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I wish you were sober
 
Chorus:
C
  19 but you act 25 now
G
  Knees weak, but you talk pretty proud, wow
Dm
  Ripped jeans and a cup that you just downed
F
  Take me where the music ain't too loud
C
  Trade drinks, but you don't even know her
G
  Save me 'till the party is over
Dm
  Kiss me in the seat of your Rover
F
  Real sweet, but I wish you were sober