Intro: E Abm Dbm Amaj7 Am
 
Verse 1:
E                                    Abm
I still remember, third of December, me in your sweater
                             Dbm
You said it looked better on me than it did you
                  Amaj7
Only if you knew, how much I liked you
    Am
But I watch your eyes as she
 
Pre Chorus:
      E
Walks by
                      Abm                           Dbm
What a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a blue sky
                  Amaj7       Am
She's got you mesmerized while I die
 
Chorus:
E
Why would you ever kiss me?
    Abm
I'm not even half as pretty
    Dbm
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
    Amaj7
But you like her better
 Am
-Wish I were Heather-
 
Verse 2:
E
Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand
         Abm
Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder
    Dbm
But how could I hate her? She's such an angel
Amaj7                    Am
But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she
 
Pre-Chorus:
      E
Walks by,
                      Abm
what a sight for sore eyes
                       Dbm
Brighter than the blue sky
                  Amaj7       Am
She's got you mesmerized while I die
 
Chorus:
E
Why would you ever kiss me?
    Abm
I'm not even half as pretty
    Dbm
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
    Amaj7
But you like her better
 Am
-I wish I were Heather-
 
Bridge:
E               Abm
-Oh-                           Wish I were Heather
     Dbm       Amaj7       Am
-Oh, oh-                    Wish I were Heather
 
Chorus:
E
Why would you ever kiss me?
    Abm
I'm not even half as pretty
    Dbm
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
    Amaj7
But you like her better
Am
Wish I were