Verse 1:
E                                    Amaj7                  E
My gross ex can't sing even though I told him that he could
                                       Amaj7
I used to let him duet with me, but he wasn't any good
    B                                 Amaj7
I guess he could hold a tune or maybe fit in a high school choir
    E                                            Amaj7
But I like music and this stupid guitar xxxx was making me kinda tired

Pre-Chorus:
            E Abm Amaj7
But it was all I had
              E Abm      Amaj7    E
Yeah, it was all I could think of

Chorus:
E
I tried to put it nicely
B
I tried to do the right thing
Gbm                              Amaj7
Why would you say some xxxx like that?
E
You know I couldn't help it
B
You handled it so selfishly
Gbm
My dog won't miss you, baby
       Amaj7                              E
You're dead to me, not a friend to me, oh
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-Idiot-

Verse 2:
E                                 Amaj7
I just can't stand thinking of the way I gave him so much time
E                      Amaj7
Wasted my energy fake-enjoying all his forced rhymes
E                                    Amaj7
I wanted to makе xxxx, but I couldn't do it
                              E
So I sat with the boy in his basement
                            Amaj7
Who I could'vе done so much better than anyways

Pre-Chorus:
            E Abm Amaj7
But it was all I had
              E Abm      Amaj7    E
Yeah, it was all I could think of

Chorus:
E
I tried to put it nicely
B
I tried to do the right thing
Gbm                              Amaj7
Why would you say some xxxx like that?
E
You know I couldn't help it
B
You handled it so selfishly
Gbm
My dog won't miss you, baby
       Amaj7                              E
You're dead to me, not a friend to me, oh

Outro:
E
I tried to put it nicely
B
I tried to do the right thing
Gbm                              Amaj7
Why would you say some xxxx like that?
E
You know I couldn't help it
B
You handled it so selfishly
Gbm
My dog won't miss you, baby
       Amaj7                              E
You're dead to me, not a friend to me, oh