Db Ab Bbm Some people think the perfect fantasy is the girl next door Gb Db But my dream girl has got the keys to my heart and home Ab I never dreamed that in a million years Bbm Gb She'd settle for me. Db Ab This room's to let, I only advertised this morning, Bbm But here you are with three months Gb rent and references that shine beyond Db Belief. Ab Take me to my room, you said, Bbm No time to lose, you said, Gb And now you're making omelets and you ask me, Bbm Ab "Who's that girl on the fridge" Gb And I'm telling my life story, Ab But I guess she's too good for me. Db She's not my girlfriend, Ab Bbm She's just a friend who's a girl, Gb She's my colleague, she's my best mate, Db She rocks my world, Ab Bbm I wanna tell her, but I just can't find the time, Or find the words, Gb Oh, for God's sake, kiss the girl. Interlude: Db Ab Bbm Gb Db Ab A quiet night in, but we won't even know you're here, Bbm No phones, no interruptions, Gb Db Maybe now's my chance to tell her how I feel. Ab But now you're here and I can't think, Bbm Gb So why not stay and have a drink? I don't mind if you don't mind. Do you want to stay? I don't mind. Great. Bbm Ab And now she's going to live with monkeys, Gb See the world and disappear, Ab Dbm I what's keeping her here? Db She's not my girlfriend, Ab She's just a friend who's a girl, Bbm She's my colleague, she's my best mate, Gb She rocks my world, Db Ab Bbm I wanna tell her, but I just can't find the time, Or find the words, Gb Oh, for God's sake, kiss the girl. Db Ab Bbm I can't take this anymore. Gb Db I want you to go, cause you're talking to a cat, Ab Bbm Gb And everybody loves you, and you're better than me at football and my job, Db Ab And now Sophie's all "Monkeys, monkeys, monkeys" Bbm Gb You're going to take her away from me. Db Ab Alright, I didn't want to do this, Bbm But it might be the only way Gb Db The world will end if you don't concentrate on why you want to stay. Ab Bbm Gb So, Mr. Sofa Man, what's keeping you here? Db Sophie! I don't wanna leave, Ab Sophie! I can't leave, Bbm Sophie! Gb I love you, Sophie. Db Ab But what about the monkeys? Bbm Oh, not again, not when the world's about to burn, Gb Just, for God's sake, Db Kiss the girl.
