Intro: G F C G F You pay me to exaggerate, I think I've done enough C G F of turning bummers into heartaches and crushes into love C G F Sometimes our lives are mild, our stories: just okay C G F C I'll set your expectations in the middle when I say: "Hell yep" G F C A hell yep Interlude: G F C And knock me down a peg G F when I wanna be a big shot G I'm just a toddler with a slingshot Interlude: C G F C G F For example: C G F I got cornered by a salesman at a farmers market booth C G F selling cheap ceramic bowls meant for dogs to eat their food C G F I haggle like a master, I showed them how I do C G F I didn't want one, but I got a deal for two C G Hell yep F C G I don't have a regret F Or a dog C Knock me down a peg G F when I wanna be a big shot G F I'm just a toddler with a slingshot Don't have the strength G Don't have the aim C Am I'm building up my motor skills and everything's a game F G You say I'm harmless -you're probably right- C Am But nothing is more trouble than a toddler going quiet F G C Keep an eye on me, keep your eye, keep your eye on me Interlude: G F C G F C G F ... and knock me down a peg when I wanna be a big shot G I'm just a toddler with a slingshot Interlude: C G F C G F C I asked for half your candy bar G F you raised it in the air C and split it down the middle G F made a perfect little pair C You smiled like a sweetheart G F my hand extended out C You winked at me and popped G F both of the pieces in your mouth C Hell nope G F C G F That one's a hell nope… no mercy with a Hershey ‘fore she C Knocked me down a peg G F when I wanna be a big shot G F I'm just a toddler with a slingshot Don't have the strength G Don't have the aim C Am I'm building my-my-motor skills and everything's a game F G You say I'm harmless -so did Goliath- C Am But nothing is more trouble than a toddler going quiet F G Keep an eye on me, keep your eye, keep your eye Am G F and watch me well G C or I'll raise a little hell G F C ... a hell yep Interlude: G F C They asked me for a catch phrase G F I didn't miss a step C If their story's kind of boring G F you can tell 'em: "Hell Yep," Hell Yep! C Knock me down a peg G Am when I wanna be a big shot F G and I will kick it up the next notch Am G And if I work, put in the labor, F G blood, sweat, call in every favor Am G Eat my veggies, say my prayers, F C G push myself to be a danger… F G ... I'll be a preteen with a Taser Outro: C G F G C
