Intro: Db Ab Bbm Ab Gb Ab Bbm Gb Db Ab The books you think I wrote are way too thick Bbm Gb Db Ab Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a xxxx Bbm Gb Db Ab And I don't watch you when you sleep Bbm Gb Db Fm Gb Surprisingly I don't use my own omnipotence to be a ******* creep Bbm Ab Gb You're not going to heaven Bbm Ab Gb Why the xxxx did you think I'd ever kick it with you Bbm Ab None of you are going to heaven Gb Bbm Ab Gb There's a trillion aliens cooler than you Interlude: Gb Gb Gb Bbm Ab You shouldn't abstain from rape just Bbm Ab Gb because you think that I want you to Interlude: Gb Gb Gb Bbm Ab Db You shouldn't rape because rape is a xxxxed up thing to do Interlude: Db Ab Bbm Ab Gb Ab -It's pretty obvious just don't ******* **** people I didn't think I had to write that one down for you.- Bbm Gb Db Ab I don't think masturbation is obscene Bbm Gb Db It's absolutely natural and the weirdest Ab Bbm ******* thing I've ever seen Gb Db Ab You make my job a living hell Bbm Gb Db I sent gays to fix overpopulation Ab Gb Didn't that go well Bbm Ab Gb You're not going to heaven Bbm Ab Gb Eat a thousand crackers sing a million hymns Bbm Ab Gb None of you are going to heaven Bbm Ab Gb You're not my children you're a bad game of sims Interlude: Gb Gb Gb Bbm Ab Bbm Ab Gb You shouldn't abstain from pork because you think that I want you to Interlude: Gb Gb Gb Bbm Ab Db You can eat pork because why the xxxx would I give a xxxx Interlude: Db Ab Bbm Ab Gb Ab -I created the uniVerse you think I'm drawing the line at the ******* deliaisle?- Bbm Gb Db Ab You argue and you bicker and you fight Bbm Gb Db Ab Bbm Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night Gb Db Ab Over what they think is true Bbm Gb Db Ab Gb But no one entertains the thought that maybe god does not believe in you Bbm Ab Gb You pray so badly for heaven Bbm Ab Gb knowing any day may be the day that you die Bbm Ab Gb But maybe life on earth could be heaven Bbm Ab Gb Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try Interlude: Gb Gb Gb Gb Db Gb Ab My love's the type of thing that you have to earn Db Gb Db Ab And when you earn it you won't need it Bbm Ab Bbm Ab Gb I'm not gonna give love just cause I know that you want me to Bbm Ab Db If you want love then the love is gonna come from you Interlude: Db Ab Bbm Ab Gb Ab
