Artist Bo Burnham
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Intro: Db  Ab  Bbm  Ab  Gb  Ab

Bbm                    Gb                 Db     Ab
The books you think I wrote are way too thick
Bbm                   Gb            Db                        Ab
Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a dick
Bbm          Gb                       Db            Ab
And I don't watch you when you sleep
Bbm           Gb                  Db                   Fm      Gb
Surprisingly I don't use my own omnipotence to be a ******* creep


           Bbm       Ab      Gb
You're not going to heaven
                     Bbm             Ab               Gb
Why the xxxx did you think I'd ever kick it with you
                Bbm       Ab
None of you are going to heaven
Gb                  Bbm     Ab              Gb
There's a trillion aliens cooler than you

Interlude: Gb  Gb  Gb

Bbm            Ab                      
You shouldn't abstain from rape just 
Bbm                      Ab            Gb
because you think that I want you to

Interlude: Gb  Gb  Gb

Bbm                                   Ab                    Db
You shouldn't rape because rape is a xxxxed up thing to do

Interlude: Db  Ab  Bbm  Ab  Gb  Ab
-It's pretty obvious just don't ******* **** people
I didn't think I had to write that one down for you.-


Bbm            Gb                      Db        Ab
I don't think masturbation is obscene
Bbm              Gb               Db        
It's absolutely natural and the weirdest 
                   Ab             Bbm
******* thing I've ever seen
            Gb                 Db        Ab
You make my job a living hell
Bbm             Gb                 Db
I sent gays to fix overpopulation
            Ab       Gb
Didn't that go well


           Bbm       Ab            Gb
You're not going to heaven
               Bbm              Ab            Gb
Eat a thousand crackers sing a million hymns
                Bbm       Ab            Gb
None of you are going to heaven
              Bbm               Ab                Gb
You're not my children you're a bad game of sims

Interlude: Gb  Gb  Gb

Bbm                         Ab                Bbm           Ab          Gb
You shouldn't abstain from pork because you think that I want you to

Interlude: Gb  Gb  Gb

Bbm                       Ab                           Db
You can eat pork because why the xxxx would I give a xxxx

Interlude: Db  Ab  Bbm  Ab  Gb  Ab
-I created the uniVerse you think I'm drawing 
the line at the ******* deliaisle?-


Bbm                Gb              Db          Ab
You argue and you bicker and you fight
Bbm           Gb          Db                     Ab       Bbm
Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night
     Gb                  Db           Ab
Over what they think is true
Bbm         Gb              Db                               Ab             Gb
But no one entertains the thought that maybe god does not believe in you
            Bbm        Ab            Gb
You pray so badly for heaven
                Bbm         Ab            Gb
knowing any day may be the day that you die
                  Bbm             Ab           Gb
But maybe life on earth could be heaven
                         Bbm            Ab              Gb
Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try

Interlude: Gb  Gb  Gb

Gb                     Db          Gb                 Ab
My love's the type of thing that you have to earn
             Db     Gb         Db        Ab
And when you earn it you won't need it


Bbm                 Ab                 Bbm            Ab       Gb
I'm not gonna give love just cause I know that you want me to
Bbm                                Ab                  Db
If you want love then the love is gonna come from you

Interlude: Db  Ab  Bbm  Ab  Gb  Ab
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readingmusic
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readingmusic

On the final interlude, I think it sounds better if you resolve to a C chord. It gives you a bit of finality that hovering on the G chord doesn’t

Strawberry lorientrust
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Strawberry lorientrust

Bo Burnham is just too awesome ?

ukesnotnukes
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ukesnotnukes

yess

lizzybfromthestreats
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lizzybfromthestreats

whats the strumming pattern on this?

Blobkin
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Blobkin

I use DDUDU

the crazy uke chick
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the crazy uke chick

yussss

kiraaaa
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kiraaaa

I love this song, thank you! A small fix I would add is that in the last part the chords change a little D G Bm A My love’s the type of thing that you have to earn D G Bm A And when you earn it you won’t need it

posterman
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posterman

That would require a key change which he doesn’t do in the song. So what’s there is actually fine, it works. However, If you put what you wrote except in the correct key, I do agree that it sounds better, So instead it reads. C F Am G My love’s the type of thing that you have to earn C F Am G And when you earn it you won’t need it

gloamless
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gloamless

the best song

Riley
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Riley

I love this song so much.

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