Verse 1:
C
  Where were you born?
Em     D
  What is your sign?
C
  I can't ignore
Em      D
  stars aren't aligned
C
  And my horoscope
Em     D
  just let me know
Bm
  Don't do xxxx today just
 D  
stay in bed and let it go

Chorus 1:
C                Em    D
  Everything was going great
     C                Em   D
Then Mercury ran into retrograde yeah
C                  Em      D
  What a beautiful mess we made
     Bm               D  
When Mercury ran into retrograde
C                      Em    D
  La la la I think I'm going insane
C                  Em
  La la la And my emotions
        D
got the best of me
C               Em    D
  La la la Everybody stay away
      Bm          D         C
Cause I hit I hit retrograde

Verse 2:
C
  I don't wanna make a decision
Em         D
  I've got blurry vision
C
  My car broke down on the
Em    D
405 Obnoxious Mission
C
  I broke my television
Em       D
  electronics are tripping
Bm
  My boyfriend tried to comfort
D  
me and I told him Listen

Verse 3:
C                      Em
  I don't know what to do
       D
so I'm blame it on the moon
C                  Em
  Yes I'm in a bad mood
      D
so sorry if I'm rude
C
  It's not in my head
Em              D
  let it on the Internet
Bm
  Feels like life or death
    D  
you can't save me

don't waste your breath

Chorus 2:
C                Em    D
  Everything was going great
     C                Em   D
Then Mercury ran into retrograde yeah
C                  Em      D
  What a beautiful mess we made
     Bm               D  
When Mercury ran into retrograde
C                      Em    D
  La la la I think I'm going insane
C                  Em
  La la la And my emotions
        D
got the best of me
C               Em    D
  La la la Everybody stay away
      Bm          D         C
Cause I hit I hit retrograde

Outro:
Em
  Where were you born?

What is your sign?

I can't ignore
        G      D  
  stars aren't aligned
Em
  And my horoscope

just let me know
G
  Don't do xxxx today just
 D                       Em
stay in bed and let it go