Verse 1: E Ab Wish I was a stone, so I couldn't feel Dbm You'd yell in my face, it'd be no big deal A But I'd miss the way we make up and smile Am E Don't want to be stone, I changed my mind Verse 2: Ab I wish I had eyes in the back of my head Dbm Then I could see the places I've been A But then I would know that you're talkin' xxxx Am E I don't want to know what my friends think Verse 3: Ab Wish I were my dog out on the lawn Dbm I'd be so glad when I hear you come home A But if I were my dog, I wouldn't live long Am E I'm sure gonna miss her when she's gone Verse 4: Ab I wish I could act in a show on TV Dbm 'Cause then I could practice not bein' me A I'll practice my cry, put it into my reel Am E But you won't believe me when I cry for real Verse 5: Ab I wish that my brain would triple in size Dbm I'd nail every joke, I'd win every fight A But I'd get too deep with that kind of mind Am E I don't wanna know the point of life Verse 6: Ab In some other life I would be rich Dbm I'd travel in style, I'd cover the bill A But couldn't complain 'bout anything small Am E Nobody'd feel bad for me at all Verse 7: Ab If I was cocaine or a bottle of Jack Dbm I'd get invited to every frat A But when you get old and your good days have passed Am E You'll only want me when you're sad Verse 8: Ab Wish I was a song, your favourite one Dbm You'd follow the dance to me at your prom A I would be there when your baby is born Am E For two or three minutes, then I'm gone Verse 9: Ab I wish I was big, as big as my house Dbm I'd sleep on the trees, I'd skip every crowd A But I wouldn't fit on my therapist's couch Am E God, I could really use him now Verse 10: Ab I wish I was God, I'd never trip up Dbm And if I did, well, so xxxxin' what? A I could be cruel and break all your stuff Am E Yeah, I'd be loved no matter what Verse 11: Ab But if I was God, it'd get kinda weird Dbm 'Cause you would only say what I wanna hear A And then you would die, you'd love me to death Am E I never know who the hell I am Pre-Chorus: E Ab I wish I was me, whoever that is Dbm I could just be and not give a xxxx A Hey, I'll be whatever makes you a fan Am 'Cause I don't know who the hell I am E -—am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am—- Chorus: E Ab Dbm One, two, pandemonium!.......... A E Ab One, two, pandemonium!..... Dbm Here I go again A E Ab One, two, pandemonium!..... Dbm Here I go again E Ab Dbm One, two, pandemonium!.......... A One, two— E Here I go again
