Intro: One! Two! Three! Four! One! Two! Three! Four! One! Two! Three! Four! G G Bm D C G G Bm C G G Bm C G G Bm C G G Bm C G G Bm C Verse 1: G G Any more tears for the birthing pool? Em C Bear this child directly into misery G G Kiss him in the face with no lips and no tongue Em C But with your little, middle, index and ring fingers G G Singing, "I see songs in shapes and colours Em C Not nuclear physics or pottery ovens G G Fluid lines that soar like towers Em C Patterns reformed just like child actors" Pre-Chorus: D C Plunge your hand, rip out my spine D Replace it with a UV light C So I can be the beacon of hope that you'd always expected Chorus: G These constant broken heartbeats sound like breakbeats Em C Looping round and round to me G You know he's so much more like Spider-Man Em C Than you will ever, ever be Interlude -x2-: G G Bm C G So stick with your instincts G Stick with the imprints Em C With the hieroglyphics that the fan clubs sent us G And roll with the toppers G Just like steady choppers Em Bat it with your eyelids C And lose it with your static G G Em C Go b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b - honey, hey! G G I'm taking far too many chances Em C On these less than idealistic romances Pre-Chorus: D C Plunge your hand, rip out my spine D Replace it with a UV light C So I can be the beacon of hope that you'd always expected Chorus: G These constant broken heartbeats sound like breakbeats Em C Looping round and round to me G You know he's so much more like Spider-Man Em C Than you will ever, ever be G G Bm C G G Bm C G G Bm C G G Bm C Outro: C C C These constant broken heartbeats sound like breakbeats C C Looping round and round to me C C You know he's so much more like Spider-Man C C Than you will ever, ever be
