Chorus:
Ab    Ab             Db        Cm
 la  girls, please act your age
    Db               Cm
You treat me like I have the plague
         Db        Eb             Ab
It's the Gyre and Gimble in the wabe
     Cm            Db        Cm
 la  girls, please act your age
Db               Cm
Sweeten up your lemonade
    Db               Eb            Fm
And meet me down at tower twenty-eight

Verse 1:
               Cm
I think I'm in whiplash
              Db                  Cm
I'm losing it mixing ammonia and bleach
  Db                   Cm
I get off at Pico and sell my possessions
   Db                        Cm
So you will know just how I feel
  Fm             Cm
I love your long hair
    Db              Ab
But you just don't care
   Fm
So please help me fathom this
Cm
World without music
    Db                       Cm
And by the way, when can we talk?

Chorus:
Ab    Ab             Db        Cm
 la  girls, please act your age
    Db               Cm
You treat me like I have the plague
         Db        Eb             Ab
It's the Gyre and Gimble in the wabe
     Cm            Db        Cm
 la  girls, please act your age
Db               Cm
Sweeten up your lemonade
    Db               Eb            Fm
And meet me down at tower twenty-eight

Verse 2:
                  Cm
So would you mind if I was pregnant?
     Db                         Cm
I'll sleep on the edge of your bed
     Db
Like Dante and Beatrice
Cm
We'll light up our candles
    Db                    Cm
But how is this going to end?
    Fm        Cm
The kids are asleep
      Db              Ab
We're haunting their dreams
    Fm                         Cm
And some women swear it's more painful than labor
   Db                          Cm    Bbm
To die with your sins on your head

Bridge:
Ab       Ab    Db    Db       Eb       Eb    Bbm        Bbm
Does anybody love anybody as much as I love you, baby?
Ab       Ab    Fm   Fm      Eb       Eb    Db         Db
Does anybody love anybody as much as I love you, baby?
Ab       Ab    Gm  Gm     Fm      Fm   Eb         Eb
Does anybody love anybody as much as I love you, baby?
Ab       Ab    Eb    Eb       Fm      Fm   Eb         Eb
Does anybody love anybody as much as I love you, baby?

Solo:
   Ab  Ab  Db  Cm
   Db  Cm  Db  Eb

   Ab  Ab  Db  Cm
   Db  Cm  Db  Cm

Chorus:
Ab    Ab             Db        Cm
 la  girls, please act your age
    Db               Cm
You treat me like I have the plague
         Db        Eb             Ab
It's the Gyre and Gimble in the wabe
     Cm            Db        Cm
 la  girls, please act your age
Db               Cm
Sweeten up your lemonade
    Db               Eb            Fm
And meet me down at tower twenty-eight