Intro:
   Cm - Bb - Ab
   Gm - Dm - E6 - E7

Verse:
  Cm   Bb     Ab
I want you to know
     Gm  Dm     Em6    Em7
He's not coming back
Cm     Bb    Ab
Look into my eyes
    Gm  Dm     Em6    Em7
I'm not coming back

Chorus:
   Am     A7
So knives out
Dm        D7
Catch the mouse
Gm
Don't look down
         Dm      Em6     Em7
Shove it in your mouth

Verse:
   Cm    Bb     Ab
If you'd been a dog
              Gm      Dm     Em6    Em7
They would've drowned you at birth
Cm     Bb    Ab
Look into my eyes
         Gm                       Dm          Em6    Em7
It's the only way you'll know I'm telling the truth

Chorus:
   Am     A7
So knives out
Dm       D7
Cook him up
Gm
Squash his head
        Dm     Em6    Em7
Put him in the pot

Instrumental:
   Cm - Bb - Ab
   Gm - Dm - Em6 - Em7

Verse:
  Cm   Bb     Ab
I want you to know
     Gm  Dm     Em6    Em7
He's not coming back
     Cm  Bb      Ab
He's bloated and frozen
Gm                        Dm               Em6    Em7
Still there's no point in letting it go to waste

Chorus:
   Am     A7
So knives out
Dm        D7
Catch the mouse
Gm
Squash his head
        Dm     Em6    Em7
Put him in the pot

Outro: Em6