Intro: Bb C Bb C
 
Verse 1:
Bb
Saw him at a bar on the same damn stool
       C                                        Bb
In the same damn shirt, watching his team lose again
                  C
Glad I got rid of him -glad I got rid of him-
     Bb
And I know I look good with my freakin' dress on
       C
And my hair game's strong, just feeling this song
  Bb                           C
I bet, I bet I got him feeling bad -I got him feeling bad-
Gm
Then she walks right up
    Bb                        -nc-
And now I'm thinking what the xxxx
 
Chorus:
    Bb      C
His new girlfriend is hot
      F                        Dm
I was hoping for a trainwreck, but she's not
    Bb                              C
She must've lost a bet 'cause she's out of his league
  F                         Dm
I say I'm not jealous but I just might be
       Bb         C
'Cause damn she's beautiful
    F                 Dm
She must be high or delusional
          Bb
Thought I had the last laugh when I broke his heart
      C                            -nc-              Bb
But I guess that he did 'cause his new girlfriend is hot
 
Post-Chorus:
      C
She's hot
      F                         Dm
I was hoping for a train wreck, but she's not
      Bb      C
She's hot, yeah
 
Verse 2:
        Bb
Now I'm down in my drink and I'm fixing my dress
       C
Trying not to stare but I'm damn impressed
    Bb                          C
He knows, he won as far we both go -he won as far we both go-
       Bb
I feel two foot four and six feet wide
C
Standing over here, dying inside
    Bb                               C
And he's got his hands where I can't see -where I can't see-
Gm                  Bb               -nc-
She's all over him, got me thinking, "Damn"
 
Chorus:
    Bb      C
His new girlfriend is hot
      F                        Dm
I was hoping for a trainwreck, but she's not
    Bb                              C
She must've lost a bet 'cause she's out of his league
  F                         Dm
I say I'm not jealous but I just might be
       Bb         C
'Cause damn she's beautiful
    F                 Dm
She must be high or delusional
          Bb
Thought I had the last laugh when I broke his heart
      C                            -nc-              Bb
But I guess that he did 'cause his new girlfriend is hot
 
Post-Chorus:
      C
She's hot
      F                         Dm
I was hoping for a train wreck, but she's not
      Bb      C
She's hot, yeah
 
Bridge:
Gm
God I wanna hate her
                        Bb
But I just can't find a flaw -just can't find a flaw-
        Gm                                           Bb  C
And the fact that I like her is the worst part of it all
 
Chorus:
    Bb      C
His new girlfriend is hot
      F                        Dm        -nc-
I was hoping for a trainwreck, but she's not
    Bb                              C
She must've lost a bet 'cause she's out of his league
  F                         Dm
I say I'm not jealous but I just might be
       Bb         C
'Cause damn she's beautiful
    F                 Dm
She must be high or delusional
          Bb
Thought I had the last laugh when I broke his heart
      C                            -nc-              Bb
But I guess that he did 'cause his new girlfriend is hot
 
Post-Chorus:
      C
She's hot
      F                         Dm
I was hoping for a train wreck, but she's not
      Bb      C
She's hot, yeah
 
Outro:
      F
She's hot
            Dm                 Bb
-She's hot, hot, hot, hot, hot-