Intro: Blah! Verse 1: Am F I was born in a messed up century C E My favourite flavoured sweets are raspberry amphetamines Am F I bought a car, Beretta age sixteen C I brush my teeth with bleach E Cause I ain't got time for cavities Am F My daddy put a gun to my head C E Said if you kiss a boy, I'm gonna shoot you dead Am So I tied him up with gaffa tape F And I locked him in a shed C Then I went out to the garden E And I xxxxed my best friend Chorus: F C Am 'Cause my high hopes are getting low G Because these people are so old F C Am The way they think about it all G If I tried, I would never know F C Am My high hopes are getting low G But I know I'll never be alone F C Am It's alright, we'll survive -nc- 'Cause parents ain't always right Refrain: Am F I-I-I-I-I, I-I-I-I-I C E I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I Am F I-I-I-I-I, I-I-I-I-I C E I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I Verse 2: -nc- Put a toaster in my bath, watch my mum and dad laugh C E See a thousand volts go through the son they wish they never had Am F They told me casual affection leads to xxxual infection C E But it's hard to get an erection when you're so used to rejection Am Yeah, the teacher xxxxed the preacher F Then he had to leave her C E Had to wash away the sins of a male cheerleader Am F "Hi! nice to meet ya," got nothing to believe in C E So let me know when my breathing stops Chorus: F C Am 'Cause my high hopes are getting low G Because these people are so old F C Am The way they think about it all G If I tried, I would never know F C Am My high hopes are getting low G But I know I'll never be alone F C Am It's alright, we'll survive -nc- 'Cause parents ain't always right Interlude: Am F I-I-I-I-I, I-I-I-I-I C E I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I Am F I-I-I-I-I, I-I-I-I-I C E I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I Bridge: -nc- Tick, tock, stop the clock C E Because I got the feeling that I'm gonna get shot Tick, tock, stop the clock C E Because I got the feeling that I'm gonna get shot Chorus: F C Am My high hopes are getting low G Because these people are so old F C Am The way they think about it all G If I tried, I would never know F C Am My high hopes are getting low G But I know I'll never be alone F C Am It's alright, we'll survive -nc- 'Cause parents ain't always right Outro -x2-: Am F C E
