Intro: Bb C D | / / / / | / / / / | D I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah G C Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated D G Soda, S-O-D-A, soda D I saw the little runt sitting there on a log G C I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said D G C Bb C D Yoda, Y-O-D-A, Yoda, Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda D Well, I’ve been around but I ain’t never seen G C A guy who looks like a Muppet but he’s wrinkled and green D G Oh my Yoda, Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda D Well, I’m not dumb but I can’t understand G C How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand D G C Bb C D Oh my Yoda, Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda, Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda A7 Well, I left home just a week before E7 And I never ever been a Jedi before G But Obi-wan, he set me straight of course Gm He said, “Go to Yoda and he’ll show you the Force” D Well, I’m not the kind that would argue with Ben G C So it looks like I’m gonna start all over again with my D G C Bb C D Yoda, Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda, Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda D G C Bb C D Yoda, Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda, Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda G D A G D A So I used the Force, I picked up a box G D A D F♯7 Bm I lif-ted some rocks while I stood on my head A7 But I won’t forget what Yoda said D He said, “Luke, stay away from the darker side G C And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide” D G Oh, my Yoda, Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda D “I know Darth Vader’s really got you annoyed G C But, remember if you kill him then you’ll be unemployed” D G Oh, my Yoda, Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda A7 Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess E7 So I’m gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess G But I know that I’ll be coming back some day G I’ll be playing this part ‘til I’m old and gray D The long-term contract I had to sign G C Says I’ll be making these movies ‘til the end of time D G C Bb C D Oh, with my Yoda, Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda, Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda D G C Bb C D Yoda, Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda, Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda -Repeat until fade- D G C Bb C D Yoda, Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda, Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
