Verse 1: G Am C If this tour doesn't kill you then I will G I hate your guts and it makes me ill Am C G Seeing your face every morning Am C One more month and twenty-two days G If this tour doesn't kill you, I may Am C Counting down the miles 'til we leave the state Am C I'm counting down the minutes 'til I can erase G Every memory of you Am C G For a second, let's be honest D Nothing will clean your filthy conscience Bm Em Everything you do makes me wanna vomit Am C G And if this tour doesn't kill you, buddy, I'm on it Interlude: C G Bm Am G -x7- C G Em Chorus: Em D G Em C Bm Why can't we just get along? D G Em C Bm Why can't we just get along? D G Em C Bm Why can't we just get along? D G Why can't we just get along? Outro: Em C Bm You think you're so original D -Why can't we just get along?- Em C Bm I can't wait for your funeral D C -Why can't we just get along?- D G Don't wish you were dead, I wish you'd never been born at all C Am -Why can't everybody just chill?- D G I'm trying not to let you get in my head, C Am but every line, every goddamn syllable Bm Em C That you say makes me wanna gouge out my eyes with a power drill Am C If this tour doesn't kill you Am C If this tour doesn't kill you Am C If this tour doesn't kill you, then I will
