Intro: -spoken- I feel like hip hop Used to be a voice for the voiceless, you know? And now it's become, at least in the mainstream, a symbol of misogyny, gay panic, fiscal irresponsibility. So I figure, If you can't beat 'em, Join 'em. Verse 1: Ab Hittin' the club up vip Eb I got a fake mustache and a fake id. Fm I look like Wooly Willy Db With a really wooly willy. Ab And I bypass the bouncer, Eb Pass by an ex and I flex and bounce her, wowser. Fm Look at all of Bo's hoes Db Looking for a ride on Bo's hose. Ab Eb And I spot a little Latino, booty so big call it Oprah's ego. Fm Db We go to it, through it, she says, "Dios mía mi amigo!" Ab Eb Pull it out, stick it in your mouth, and I bust in the back of ya. Fm Db Swallow xxxxx, there's people starving in Africa! Chorus: Ab Single every single day Eb Do it every single way Fm Make the single ladies say Db Oooh Bo Ab And if I were gay, Eb Though I swear I'm straight, Fm I'd make the fellas say... Verse 2: Ab You're an ice cream sundae with a cherry on top, Eb But careful, cherry, 'cause I'm the King of Pop. Fm Pop pop pop goes my weasel, Db Now ya looking like Jackson Pollock's easel. Ab My suggestion is: Eb You don't blow 'til you know what congestion is, Fm Swallow when you know what digestion is. Db Follow Bo, the only question is: Ab Have you been splattered before Eb By the mad-hatter matador? Fm Cake-batter never more Db It don't matter whether you're Ab Spanish, French, Eb Swedish or Cambodian, Fm Db I'll slime you so hard you could be on Nickelodeon. Chorus: Ab Single every single day Eb Do it every single way Fm Make the single ladies say Db Oooh Bo Ab And if I were gay, Eb Though I swear I'm straight, Fm I'd make the fellas say Db Oooh Bo Ab Oh Bo-o, Eb ooh Bo, Bo Fm a-a-Oooh Bo, Db Oooh Bo, Ab Eb Oooh Bo Verse 3: Ab You think that you can handle me? Eb Girl, don't make me laugh. Fm I said my junk is bipolar Db It'll split you in half -yea-. Ab And if you're lucky, Eb I might just bring you home, Fm And I'll have you going down Db Like you're growin' an extra chromosome. Ab And when you grab me, Eb Don't grab me by my buns Fm Db 'Cause I got a bad case of the ru-ruunnnns. Ab Eb I got the runs Fm Db I got the ru-you-you-uuuns Chorus: Ab Single every single day Eb Do it every single way Fm Make the single ladies say Db Oooh Bo Ab And if I were gay, Eb Though I swear I'm straight, Fm I'd make the fellas say Db Oooh Bo Bridge: Ab Eb Fm Db -Spoken- I wanna break it down for ya'll I came from the streets, with nothin' Now I'm makin' hit records For my people still livin' in the streets, Still livin' in poverty, I wanna tell you I'm doin' this for you. My success is your success. And I know you may be thinkin', Hey, if you really believe that, Why don't you use some of your money To help rebuild the neighborhood Instead of putting spinning rims on a gold jet ski? And to that I say -uh, Chorus is comin' up-: Chorus: Ab Single every single day Eb Do it every single way Fm Make the single ladies say Db Oooh Bo Ab And if I were gay, Eb Though I swear I'm straight Fm I'd make the fellas say Db Unh Unh! Verse 4: Ab You gotta fume like a tuna, Eb I'll smell ya later. Fm I met a fat chick Db And I xxxxed her in an elevator. Ab Eb It was wrong on so many levels. Fm Db It was wrong on so many le-le-le-levels. Ab Eb It was wrong on so many levels -unh-. Fm Db Eb It was wrong on, it was wrong on, it was wrong on Chorus: -with key change- Bb Single every single day F Do it every single way Gm Make the single ladies say Eb Oooh Bo Bb And if I were gay, F Though I swear I'm straight, Gm I'd make the fellas say Eb Oooh Bb Single every single F Do it every single Gm Pop that single like a Pringle jingle Eb Oooh Bo Bb This song's almost completed F All this little ditty needed Gm Instrument that's double reeded: Eb The oboe Outro -fade out, x4-: Bb F Gm Eb
