Chorus:
F                               Bb               Dm
You know that we are still young, so don't be dumb
                   Bb
Don't trust anyone, 'cause you'll only live once.

Verse:
F              Bb
 Uh, you only live once that's the motto, 
Dm                       C
 so take a chill pill ease up the throttle.
      F                            Bb
Never go to loud clubs 'cause it's bad for your ears,
       Dm                         C
your friends will all be sorry when they can't hear.
              F                               Bb
And stay the hell away from drugs 'cause they not legal,
          Dm                            C
then bury all your money in the backyard like a beagle.
                  F                               Bb
'cause you should never trust a bank they've been known to fail,
           Dm                   C
and never travel by car or bus, water, by rail.
            F                       Bb
And don't travel by plane and don't travel at all,
        Dm                         C
build a bomb shelter basement with titanium wall.
            F                     Bb
And wear titanium suits in case pianos fall on 'ya,
    Dm                      C  
and never go to saunas 'cause they're crawling with piranhas.
     F                           Bb
And never take the stairs 'cause they're often unsafe,
    Dm                          C
you only live once, don't let it go to waste.

Chorus:
F                               Bb                     Dm
You know that we are still young, so hold on from the fun
                              Bb
Cook your meat 'till it's done, 'cause you'll only live once.

Verse:
F                  Bb
 Yeah, and here’s another piece of advice:
Dm                              C
Stay away from kids cause their hair is filled with mad lice.
F                            Bb
There’s no such thing as too much Purell.
       Dm                       C
This a cautionary tale, word to George Orwell.
         F                Bb
So don’t 1980 force any plugs into sockets.
Dm                              C
Always wear a chastity belt and triple lock it.
      F                      Bb
Then hire a taster make him check your food for poison.
    Dm                                  C
And if you think your mailman is a spy then destroy him.
     F                          Bb
No blankets or pajamas they can choke you in your sleep.
    Dm                          C
Two words about furniture: killing machines.
           F                     Bb
Board your windows up the sun is bad for your health.
           Dm                           C
And always wear a straight jacket so your safe from yourself.

Verse:
        F
Uh huh, Take no chances -no chances-
Bb
Stop freelancing’ -right now-
Dm
Invest in your future, don’t dilute your finances -uh huh-
F      Bb
401K, make sure it’s low risk


Dm
Then get some real estate -how much?- 4.2%
F
Thirty year mortgage,
Bb
that’s important, that’s a great deal
Dm
And if you can’t afford it, don’t forge it on your last bill
F                             Bb
Renting is for suckers right now. a dependable savings,
Dm                              C
And you’ll retire with money in your account. Beast!


F         Bb
YOLO, say no no.
Dm                             F             Bb
Isolate yourself and just roll Solo, be care-folo
Dm                              C
You oughta look out also stands for YOLO.

Chorus:
F                               Bb                             Dm
You know that we are still young. Burn the prints off your thumbs
                       Bb
Then pull out all your teeth, so you can’t bite your tongue.


F
Only on this earth for a short time, time
   Bb                                            Dm
So don’t go outside, cause you don’t want to die, die.
                             Bb                          F
Just take our advice and hide and scream YOLO to the sky.

You oughta look out.