Intro -x2-: D Bm A Verse 1: D Shaking like a dog sh ttin' razorblades Bm A D Waking up next to nothing after dreaming of you and me Bm A Waking up all alone waking up so relieved D Bm While you're taking your time with apologies A I'm making my plans for revenge D Red eyes on orange horizons Bm A G If Columbus was wrong I'd drive straight off the edge A I'd drive straight off the edge. Instrumental -x2-: D Bm A Verse 2: D Taking your own life with boredom Bm A I'm taking my own life with wine D It helps you to rule out the sorrow Bm A It helps me to empty my mind D Making the most of a bad time Bm A I'm smoking the brains from my head D Bm A G Leaving the coal calling the kettle black & orange & red A This kettle is seeing red Chorus: D A D Bm A I've got a big fat f ckin' bone to pick with you my darling D A D Bm A In case you haven't heard I'm sick and tired of trying G I wish you would take my radio to bathe with you A Plugged in and ready to fall Verse 1: C Shaking like a dog sh ttin' razorblades Am G C Waking up next to nothing after dreaming of you and me Am G Waking up all alone waking up so relieved C Am While you're taking your time with apologies G I'm plotting out my revenge C Red eyes on orange horizons Am G F If Columbus was wrong I'd drive straight off the edge A I'd drive straight off the edge. Chorus: D A D Bm A I've got a big fat f ckin' bone to pick with you my darling D A D Bm A In case you haven't heard I'm sick and tired of trying G I wish you would take my radio to bathe with you A D Plugged in and ready to fall Outro: Bm A D Plugged in and ready to fall Bm A D Plugged in and ready to fall Bm A D Plugged in and ready to fall Bm A G A Plugged in and ready to fall
