Verse: Cm Fm Bb Ward off great evil Ab Bb G 'For I reach the front door Ab G Cm What am I in hell for? Ab G Was I born to be tortured? Cm Fm Bb Creatures, medieval Ab Can you guide me? Bb G yes, of course Ab Gm Cm Fairy, goblin, unicorn Ab G Point me the way with your horn Verse: nc So you G Don’t believe me Am D Well I'll make it easy Em G I'll burst open the seams Am D With you standing next to me G What look like raisins Am D Are plastered on my skin Em G Naturally occurring Am D D D Monster making condition Interlude: G C Bm A Gb Verse: C D Bm It’s not the effect of poison ivy C G I go hiking carefully Am G How come they want me on tv? Em B Am I really that much of a freak? C D Bm Why evеr would I come out of hiding C G When nobodies nicе to me? Am G How could anyone think I'm lovely Em B When they retch at the sight of me? Chorus: C I'd like to get groovy D To drink a mango smoothie Em B I'd like to watch a movie with-out Am B Everyone, and the sun C G Telling me that I look dumb Em Hate my buds B C G Just because there's not enough room for us Em D B They forced me to eat ice C G Then I broke my teeth and cried Am B Jekyll, Hyde, Dragon, Slime C G The only ones who are kind C G Not my fault my body's spots C G Resemble dried apricots Verse: C G Beedo, Appadeebin Am G Wish I did but I don't believe him C G All I want is a quiet evening Am B And now you're telling me my dream’s not one that’s worth believing in? C G Eedo, Appigo Appadeeben Am Bm Yeah I'm ugly but there is a reason C G I came out of the oven too seasoned Am B Sometimes there’s a casserole that just isn't worth eating Interlude: G C Bm Bm Am D G A Bm C D G Verse: C Bm I imagine self-worth and inner peace Am G Tastes like artificial cherry C No, Wait G Maybe more like ice cream Am B Either way I really could use some flavouring C D Bm Come one everybody, come one come all C G The circus clown has dropped the ball Am G how about we give her a face full of pie Em B For some reason, in return, you'd still expect a smile Verse: C D Bm And, whenever you get mad Am G I'm your walking punching bag Am Bm Can your conscience handle that? C D G It shouldn’t be you, the one who's feeling bad C D Not with all your intact arteries Chorus: C I'd like to get groovy D To drink a mango smoothie Em B I'd like to watch a movie with-out Am B Everyone, and the sun C G Telling me I'm not enough Am B Why would enjoy this? C G No, I'm not a masochist Am B With red gloves, all you touch C G Certainly will get marked up Am B I in fact, in light of this C D G Became your painting canvas Bridge: Em Bm It's me against you and dad C nc Not afraid to punch him back Em Happen to want to get hurt badly? G Gb F Em Then go ahead and try messing with me B Bb A G I assure you I'll split you to atoms for free Em Gb G Gb Em Worse than that, I'll steal all the cholate out your dear chocolate chip cookies Em Eb Purposely misplace your keys Em Eb nc Be the reason why you sneeze Verse: Ab Fm When I say green you think of cheese Bbm Eb Ab Fm Bbm Eb But in my mind, I'm picturing some fresh tangerines Ab Fm You take pictures, I'll fake a smile Bbm Eb Ab Fm Through gritting teeth you might surmise it's not the same Bbm Eb But you know that I won't play your game Ab Fm Bbm Eb Ab Wasted all your day and you let me get away with it Verse: Gb Ebm If you look like me, don't go out at night Abm Gb To a man on edge, you could give a fright Abm Gb And in self defence, he'll take out a knife Abm Gb Wouldn't want to cause a scene Abm Gb Looking like it's time for me to fly away Abm Gb Maybe I'll see you another day nc Abm Bbm Sike, you're probably going the other way Abm Gb So give a smother to my brother when you see him, okay? Abm Bbm Gb Luckily on my diet, I don't eat meat Abm Bbm Db For someone who looks like an animal, I'm rather picky Abm Bbm Abm Not a monster 'cus I don't hate babies, I don't skip cut-scenes Abm Bbm Eating my own kind is against my beliefs Abm Gb You, though, had no problem tearing life and limb from Ted and Jim so Abm Bbm Made of stone your evil heart must be Abm Gb Could be that your cup of love is filled with liquid savagery Outro: nc Ebm Gb O-o-oh yippadie dee oh yippadie doh doh Abm Bbm Gb Went to the potluck with scones B Bm Bb Ebm You won't take any home, I know Abm Bbm But I suppose maybe I just want to do some baking Abm Bbm Take it from me, looks couldn't kill, no Abm Bbm Gb But they can get you disowned B Bm Bb Ebm we won't look at her! is that so? Abm Bbm Then my baked goods are no longer free for the taking Abm Bbm Thanks for pizza, I'll take a mango Abm Bbm Gb Blend it up real nice and slow B Bm Bb Ebm My dear friends, I have made it home Abm Db Gb Rewarded with time alone
