Verse:
E            A      B         E            A     B       E
I returned a bag of groceries accidentally taken off the shelf
           A   B      E
Before the expiration date
E                A      B         E            A     B       E
I came back as a bag of groceries accidentally taken off the shelf
           A            B    E      E7
Before the date stamped on myself

Bridge:
A                       A          Gbm                      E      A
 Did a large procession wave their torches as my head fell in the basket?
                  B
And was everybody dancing on the casket?

Chorus:
E                   A                  Gbm      A            B
 Now it's over, I'm dead and I haven't done anything that I want
       E      A                Gbm        D       E   A   B
Or I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do

Verse:
E            A       B       E          A
I will never say the word procrastinate again
     B     E                 A      B       E
I'll never see myself in the mirror with my eyes closed
E          A   B         E                     A       B       E
 I didn't apologize for when I was eight and I made my younger brother
        A     B        E       E7
Have to be my personal slave

Bridge:
A                       A          Gbm                      E      A
 Did a large procession wave their torches as my head fell in the basket?
                  B
And was everybody dancing on the casket?

Chorus:
E                   A                  Gbm      A            B
 Now it's over, I'm dead and I haven't done anything that I want
       E      A                Gbm        D       E   A   B
Or I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do

Bridge:
A    A     A      A    B  B    B7      B7 
So I won't sit at home anymore and you won't
E      E       E       E    A     A     A    A  
See my head in the window and I won't be  around
B    B  B7       B7      E               A           B
Ever anymore and I'll be up there on the wall at the store

Verse:
E            A      B         E            A     B       E
I returned a bag of groceries accidentally taken off the shelf
           A   B      E    A   B
Before the expiration date
E5     E         A  #    B         E5  E        A  #   B       E5
I came back as a bag of groceries accidentally taken off the shelf
  E        A  #          B    E      E7
Before the date stamped on myself

Bridge:
A                       A          Gbm                      E      A
 Did a large procession wave their torches as my head fell in the basket?
                  B
And was everybody dancing on the casket?

Chorus:
E                   A                  Gbm      A            B
 Now it's over, I'm dead and I haven't done anything that I want
       E      A                Gbm        D       E   A   B
Or I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do

Chorus:
E                   A                  Gbm      A            B
 Now it's over, I'm dead and I haven't done anything that I want
       E      A                Gbm        D       E
Or I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do