Chorus:
                  D       Cadd9
Do you think I'm target practice?
                Bm    Bb
You're not even on my axis
              D          Cadd9
And put in a soundproof casket
                 Bm    Bb
"She was such a gifted actress"

Verse 1:
                   D                     Cadd9
The kids say that talk too much and I'm too wound up
        Bm                           Bb
But my mom's friend Cheryl says I'm funny as xxxx
    D                    Cadd9
So talk your xxxx and squash your bugs
         Bm                G
While I read my books and do my drugs

Chorus:
 D              C
Fell asleep in math this morning
  G
Slammed my head against the table
D               C
Every day's so goddamn boring
    G                                 Em    G
But I don't mean to sound ungrateful

Post-Chorus:
                  D       Cadd9
Do you think I'm target practice?
                Bm    Bb
You're not even on my axis
              D          Cadd9
And put in a soundproof casket
                 Bm    Bb
"She was such a gifted actress"

Verse 2:
                     D                       Cadd9
They told me not to cut my hair 'cause "it frames your face"
           Bm                 Bb
"What's a girl like you doing in this place?"
        D                     Cadd9
When it all goes numb and I'm eating dirt
       Bm         G
Thank God didn't wear a skirt

Chorus:
 D              C
Fell asleep in math this morning
  G
Slammed my head against the table
D               C
Every day's so goddamn boring
    G
But I don't mean to sound ungrateful
 D              C
Fell asleep in math this morning
  G
Slammed my head against the table
D               C
Every day's so goddamn boring
    G                                 Em    G
But I don't mean to sound ungrateful

Post-Chorus:
                  D       Cadd9
Do you think I'm target practice?
                Bm    Bb
You're not even on my axis
              D          Cadd9
And put in a soundproof casket
                 Bm    Bb
"She was such a gifted actress"