E Once upon a time, girl, I was just like you. A Never let my extra large largesse shine through Gb Hair was brown and nappy, never had no fun. B7 I hid under a bushel, Which is easier said than done! A Then one day my grandma who was big and stout, C She said you gotta love yourself from inside out. Gb And just as soon as I learned how to strut my funky stuff. C B7 I found out that the world at large can't E get enough. So... A E A Bring on that E7 A E E pecan pie. C Pour some sugar on it, sugar. Dbm Don't be shy A Bb Scoop me up a mess E Ab7 Db G Of that chocolate swirl Gb7 E Am Don't be stingy, Gb7 B7 I'm a growing girl E7 I offer A E7 big love A E7 A E With no apology C How can I deny the world Dbm Bm7 The most of me A I Bb E am not afraid to throw my Ab7 Db weight around Gb7 A7 E E Pound by pound by pound A7 Because i'm E7 A7 E7 Big, blonde and beautiful A7 There is nothin' 'bout me E7 A E7 Gbm7 That's unsuitable G7 Ab7 No Ab7 one wants a meal Dbm E7 A That only offers the least E Gb7 When girl we're servin' up Gbm7 A E Csus4 Gm F The whole damn feast F7 Bb7 F7 Slice off a piece Bb F7 Bb7 F F Of that hogs head cheese Db7 Then take a look inside Dm F F My book of recipes Bb B Now, don't you sniff around F A7 D Ab For something fluffy and light G7 F Bbm I need a man who brings G7 C7 A man size... Appetite F7 I'll use a Bb7 F7 pinch of sugar Bb F7 Bb7 F F And a dash of spice Db7 I'll let ya lick the spoon Dm F F Because it tastes so nice Bb B I'll keep it in my oven F A7 D 'Till it's good and hot G7 Gm7 Bb7 F F Keep on stirring til it hits the spot Bb7 Because i'm... F7 Bb F7 Big, blonde and beautiful Bb7 And Edna girl, you're lookin' so F7 Bb F7 Gm7 Recruitable A7 A7 Why sit in the bleachers Dm F7 Bb Timid and afraid F G7 When Edna, you Gm7 Bb C can be your own parade! Db7 Abm Gb Gb B7 Gb7 Look out, B Gb7 B7 Gb old Baltimore Gb D We're marching in And we ain't shufflin' Ebm D7 Dbm7 Through that old back door Gb B C And Tracy, i will join your fight Gb Bb7 Eb If i can keep up this pace A Ab7 Gb Bm And girls, i'll be right at your side Ab7 Db7 If I can find some space Gb7 So you can B7 Gb7 Hold your head up B Gb7 B Gb Just as big as you please D You know they'll hear me knockin' Ebm Gb With the two of these! B C Tomorrow, side by side Gb Bb7 Eb We'll show the world what's right Ab7 Gb Gb Looks like I'm touchin' up my roots tonight! B7 Then we'll be Gb7 B Gb7 Big, blonde and beautiful B7 It's time to face the fact Gb7 B Gb7 Ab7 It's irrefutable Bb Bb7 Can't ya hear that rumbling? Ebm Gb7 B That's our hunger to be free Gb Ab7 It's time to fin'ly taste Abm7 Gb Equality B On mother aughter day Where thin is in, C We're white as wool Gb Well ladies, big is back! F Eb And as for black, it's... ...Beautiful!! Ab7 All shapes and sizes, follow me Db7 Let's bust their chops! Quick, call the cops! We're gonna dance our way to victory! Gb B Gb7 Gb Two...Four...Six...Eight... B Gb TV'S got to integrate! B Gb7 Stay Gb B away! This isn't Negro Day! Gb B Gb7 Gb Two...Four...Six...Eight... B D7 TV'S got to integrate! Ebm7 We're here to dance! We're here to stay! Ab7 D Db7 Tracy, this was beautiful! Big, blonde, and beautiful, Gb Gb7 B C Db7 Gb lead the way!