Verse:
G        C5
God is a middle schooler
Cm       C
We are a science project
G          C5      Cm
He doesn't know we exist


G        C5              Cm
God is a twelve-year-old girl
          C           G              C5         Cm
And we're living in a weird Sherlock college AU

Chorus:
Em               B
God isn't on our side
               Em
Or maybe He is
                       B
We could all just be a rock in His shoe
Em                            D                       B
Pray all you want but there's no guarantee He'll come through
             C                     B   D  C        Cm
'Cos there's only so much that one man can do

Verse:
G        C5             Cm         C
God is a sadist getting off on our suffering
G                 C5          Cm
He designed us to make us all miserable


G        C5       Cm         C
God is a kind and benevolent entity
       G         C5              Cm
Who's trying His best to make us happy

Chorus:
Em               B
God isn't on our side
                Em
Or maybe She is
                       B
We could all just be a rock in Her shoe
Em                            D                        B
Pray all you want but there's no guarantee She'll come through
             C                     B    D  C       Cm
'Cos there's only so much that one girl can do

Bridge:
Em
Do you have faith?
C
Are you an atheist?
Em                         C        Cm
Are you just looking for a tangible answer?


Em
Bloodshed and hate
      C
There must be a reason
Em                        C      Cm
a good exption for it all

Verse:
G        C5
God is a narrator
    Cm          C
But He left His mic off
    G          C5           Cm
And now we are left without guidance


G          C5      Cm          C
It must be hard to be a single mother
   G             C5           Cm
Of eight billion kids in this economy

Chorus:
Em               B
God isn't on our side
               Em
Or maybe He is
                       B
We could all just be a rock in His shoe
Em                            D                       B
Pray all you want but there's no guarantee He'll come through
             C                     Em  D  C     Cm
'Cos there's only so much that one man can do


Em               B
God isn't on our side
                  Em
Or maybe They are
                       B
We could all just be a rock in Their shoe
Em                            D                         B
Pray all you want but there's no guarantee They'll come through
             C                     Em  D  C      Cm     G
'Cos there's only so much that one God can do