Verse 1:
        C
I want a new pair of shades,
C
get paid to wear shoes
C
do what I say,
-nc-
don't say what I do
          F
and we're alone now,
F           C
high up and low down
             G                              F
you know I'm not the type of guy to turn my back on a knife
           G
That's why I'm still looking in the mirror


                C
Oh, I wanna be saved from fame,
C
be loved from afar
C
get paid to write my name,
-nc-
and you airbrush my scars
          F
get on my good side,
F               C
don't get on my bad side
             G                              F
you know I'm not the type of guy to turn my back on a knife
             G                                F
it's just my luck these motherxxxxers talking smack on a guy
        G                               F
but I'm deserving every word they could begin to apply
              G
at least they know now

Chorus:
F             C                   G                 C
that I really don't care what you think or what you say
F             C                   G               C
I'm a cancer, I'm malignant, yeah you oughta stay away
F                  C             G                 C
my heart's xxxxing empty and I'm trying to fill it up
         F       C              G       C
but it's not big enough for the both of us
        F       C              G       C
no it's not big enough for the both of us

Interlude: C G

Verse 2:
          C
I want to less than the best
C
but the best I can do
C
is do the worst things first
-nc-
and leave the rest up to you
F
I'm realistic
F            C
everyone's a critic
          G                              C
if I keep beating myself up I'll keep on winning the fight
           G
and get my ass kicked
-nc-
I'm poisonous, not toxic


     C
I'll admit that I'm wrong
C
but just to be right
C
and if it fits in the song
-nc-
I'll rhyme that with contrived
                F
don't meet your idols
F                      C
hey xxxx you, I'm your idol
         G                              C
the only label that I'll sign is in the DSM-5
         G                      C
cause my flaws are sorta on the pathological side
              G                  C
don't call me eccentric, call me mentally sick
              G
cause I ain't sold enough tickets yet to be rich
-nc-
and that's the only difference

Chorus:
F             C                   G                 C
that I really don't care what you think or what you say
F             C                   G               C
I'm a cancer, I'm malignant, yeah you oughta stay away
F                  C             G                 C
my heart's xxxxing empty and I'm trying to fill it up
         F       C              G       C
but it's not big enough for the both of us
        F       C              G       C
no it's not big enough for the both of us

Interlude: C G

Outro:
G
All identities are equally invalid x4
C                          G              C
If looks could kill I'd be staring in the mirror
C                          G              C
If looks could kill I'd be staring in the mirror
C                          G              C
If looks could kill I'd be staring in the mirror
C                    G     -nc-
God I wish that they could, cause man, I'm looking good

Chorus:
F             C                   G                 C
yeah I really don't care what you think or what you say
F             C                   G               C
I'm a cancer, I'm malignant, yeah you oughta stay away
F                  C             G                 C
my heart's xxxxing empty and I'm trying to fill it up
         F       C              G       C
but it's not big enough for the both of us
        F       C              G       C
no it's not big enough for the both of us