Verse 1: E B i am hanging in the bathroom A B Dbm at the biggest party of the fall E B i could stay right here or disappear A B E and nobody'd even notice at all E B i'm a creeper in a bathroom A B Dbm cause my buddy kinda left me alone E B but i'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly A B E or pretend to check a text on my phone Pre-Chorus 1: Abm Everything felt fine B when i was half of a pair Abm and through no fault of mine A B there's no other half there Chorus 1: E B Now I'm just Michael in the bathroom A B E Michael in the bathroom at a party A B Forget how long its been E B I'm just Michael in the bathroom A B Dbm Michael in the bathroom at a party A B No, you can't come in A B I'm waiting it out 'til it's time to leave Dbm Gb and picking at grout while I softly grieve E B I'm just Michael who you don't know Dbm Gb Michael flying Solo A B E Michael in the bathroom by himself E B A B E B A B All by himself Verse 2: E B I am hiding, but he's out there A B Dbm Just ignoring all our history E B Memories get erased and I'll get replaced A B E With a newer, cooler version of me Pre-Chorus 2: Abm And I hear a drunk girl B Singing along to Whitney through the door -I wanna dance with somebody!- Abm And my feelings sink cuz it makes me think A B Now there's no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore Chorus 2: E B Now its just Michael in the bathroom A B E Michael in the bathroom at a party A B I half regret the beers E B I'm just Michael in the bathroom A B Dbm Michael in the bathroom at a party A B As I choke back the tears A B I'll wait as long as I need til my face is dry Dbm Gb Or I'll just blame it on weed or something in my eye E B I'm just Michael who you don't know Dbm Gb Michael flying Solo A B E Michael in the bathroom by himself E B A B E B A B Bridge: E E E E Knock, knock, knock, knock A B They're gonna start to shout soon E E E E Knock, knock, knock, knock A B Ah hell yeah I'll be out soon F F F F Knock, knock, knock, knock Bb C It sucks he left me here alone F F F F Knock, knock, knock, knock Bb C Here in this teenage battlezone G G G G Clang, clang, clang, clang C D I feel the pressure blowing up G G G G Bang, bang, bang, bang C D My big mistake was showing up Ab Ab Ab Ab Splash, splash, splash, splash Db Eb Dbm I throw some water in my face Gb And I am in a better place A I go to open up the door B But I can't hear knocking E Anymore E B A B E B A B Pre-Chorus 3: Abm And I can't help but yearn B For a different time Abm And then I look in the mirror and the present is clear A B And there's no denying I'm just Chorus 2: E B ...... A B E ........................At a party A B Is there a sadder sight E B {humming} A B Dbm Michael in the bathroom at a party A B This is a heinous night A B I wish I stayed at home in bed watching cable xxxx Dbm Gb Or wish I offed myself instead wish I was never born E B I'm just Michael who's a loner Dbm Gb So he must be a stoner E B Rides a PT Cruiser Dbm Gb God he's such a loser E B Michael flying Solo Dbm Gb Who you think that you know A B E Michael in the bathroom by himself E B A B E B A B All by himself E B A B E B A B All by himself E B Dbm Gb All you know about me is my name A B Awesome party I'm so glad I came Outro: E E E
