Intro -x4-: A E Dsus2 Verse: A E Dsus2 A If I had a million dollars -If I had a million dollars- A E Dsus2 A I'd buy you a house -I would buy you a house- A E Dsus2 A If I had a million dollars -If I had a million dollars- A E Dsus2 I'd buy you furniture for your house -Maybe a nice chesterfield or an A ottoman- A E Dsus2 A And if I had a million dollars -If I had a million dollars- A E Dsus2 A Well, I'd buy you a K-Car -A nice Reliant automobile- A E Dsus2 E If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love Chorus: Dsus2 E A A Gbm Dsus2 If I had a million dollars, I'd build a tree fort in our yard Dsus2 E A A Gbm Dsus2 If I had a million dollars, you could help, it wouldn't be that hard Dsus2 E A If I had a million dollars A Gbm Dsus2 -strum once- Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere E -strum once- You know, we could just go up there and hang out Bridge: A Like open the fridge and stuff E There would already be laid out foods for us Dsus2 A Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things A E Dsus2 They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon D -strum once- Well, can you blame 'em -nc- Uh, yeah Verse: A E Dsus2 A If I had a million dollars -If I had a million dollars- A E Dsus2 A Well, I'd buy you a fur coat -But not a real fur coat that's cruel- A E Dsus2 A And if I had a million dollars -If I had a million dollars- A E Dsus2 A Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet -Yep, like a llama or an emu- A E Dsus2 A And if I had a million dollars -If I had a a million dollars- A E Dsus2 Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains -Ooh, all them crazy elephant A bones- A E Dsus2 E And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love Chorus: Dsus2 E A A Gbm Dsus2 If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to walk to the store Dsus2 E A A Gbm Dsus2 If I had a million dollars, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more Dsus2 E A A Gbm Dsus2-strum once- If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner E -strum once- But we would eat Kraft Dinner Bridge: A Of course we would, we’d just eat more E Dsus2 And buy really expensive ketchups with it A That’s right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups! E Dsus2 -strum once- Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm Verse: A E Dsus2 A If I had a million dollars -If I had a million dollars- A E Dsus2 A Well, I'd buy you a green dress -But not a real green dress, that's cruel- A E Dsus2 A And if I had a million dollars -If I had a million dollars- A E Dsus2 A Well, I'd buy you some art -A Picasso or a Garfunkel- A E Dsus2 A If I had a million dollars -If I had a million dollars- A E Dsus2 A Well, I'd buy you a monkey -Haven't you always wanted a monkey- A E Dsus2 E If I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love Outro: Dsus2 E A A Gbm Dsus2 If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars Dsus2 E A A Gbm Dsus2 If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars Dsus2 E A A Gbm E Dsus2 If I had a million dollars E -strum once- I'd be rich Outro: A D E A
