Intro:
Hey, leave a message

Verse:
C
Hey, call me back
         Cm
When you get this
                     F
Or when you've got a minute
                 Eb     G
We really need to talk
 C
Wait, you know what
              Cm
Maybe just forget it
                      Ab
Cause by the time you get this
                    Eb       G
Your number might be blocked

Pre-Chorus:
 Cm                C
Stay and blah blah blah
         Ab                       Eb G
You just want what you can't have
   Cm                  C
No wait, I'll call the cops
             Ab                      Eb G
If you don't stop I'll call your dad

Chorus:
      Ab               Bb              Eb
And I hate to do this to you on your birthday
      Cm              E
Happy birthday by the way
         Ab               Bb              C
It's not you it's me and all that other bullxxxx
                Cm
You know that's bullxxxx
           G    Ab
Don't you, babe
             Abm         C
I'm not your party favor

Verse:
Eb                                    Cm
Look, now I know we could've done it better
                        Ab
But we can't change the weather
                          Eb     Bb
And the weather's come and gone
Eb                                       Cm
Books don't make sense if you read them backwards
                      F
You'll single out the wrong words
                       Eb      G
Like you mishear all my songs

Pre-Chorus:
         Cm                 C
You hear stay and blah blah blah
         Ab                       Eb G
You just want what you can't have
   Cm                  C
No wait, I'll call the cops
             Ab                      Eb G
If you don't stop I'll call your dad

Chorus:
      Ab               Bb              Eb
And I hate to do this to you on your birthday
      Cm              E
Happy birthday by the way
         Ab               Bb               C
It's not you it's me and all that other bullxxxx
                Cm
You know that's bullxxxx
           G    Ab
Don't you, babe
             Abm
I'm not your party favor