Intro: Am Dm Am Dm Am Dm E -Discordant Riffs- Verse 1: Am Dm G C You're a mean one, Mister Grinch Am D E You really are a heel Am Dm You're as cuddly as cactus G C You're as charming as an eel F E Mister Gr - i - nch -nc- You're a bad banana with a Am Dm greasy black peel Interlude: Am Dm Am Dm E -Discordant Riffs- Verse 2: Am Dm G C You're a monster, Mister Grinch Am D E Your heart's an empty hole Am Dm Your brain is full of spiders G C You've got garlic in your soul F E Mister Gr - i - nch -nc- I wouldn’t touch you with a... Am Dm Thirty-nine and a half foot pole Interlude: Am Dm Am Dm E -Discordant Riffs- Verse 3: Am Dm G C You're a vile one, Mister Grinch Am D E You have termites in your smile Am Dm You have all the tender sweetness of G C a seasick crocodile F E Mister Gr - i - nch -nc- Given the choice between the two of you Am Dm I'd take the seasick crocodile Interlude: Am Dm Am Dm E -Discordant Riffs- Verse 4: Am Dm G C You're a rotter, Mister Grinch Am D E You're the king of sinful sots Am Dm Your heart's a dead tomato splotched G C With moldy purple spots F E Mister Gr - i - nch -nc- You're a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich Am Dm With arsenic sauce Interlude: Am Dm Am Dm E -Discordant Riffs- Verse 5: Am Dm G C You nauseate me, Mister Grinch, Am D E With a nauseous super "naus" Am Dm You're a crooked jerky jockey G C and you drive a crooked horse F E Mister Gr - i – nch -nc- Your soul is an appalling dump-heap, -nc- overflowing with the most disgraceful -nc- assortment of rubbish imaginable E Am Dm Mangled-up and tangled-up knots Interlude: Am Dm Am Dm E -Discordant Riffs- Verse 6: Am Dm G C You're a foul one, Mister Grinch Am D E You're a nasty-wasty skunk Am Dm Your heart is full of unwashed socks G C Your soul is full of gunk F E Mister Gr - i - nch -nc- The three words that best describe you -nc- are as follows, And I quote: Dm E Am Stink!..., stank!..., stunk!
