Verse 1:
D                    Bm
Let me up let me out let me go
       D                      Bm           D   Bm
I just wanna get gone, I just wanna go home
D                       Bm                 D                    Bm       D   Bm
Man, what a man, what a fine lookin man, I guess I'll leave you two alone
D                  Bm                     D                      Bm
Notes and keys and all of these can never stack against a set of bright white teeth
      D                     Bm
And a clean cut look with a nice strong jaw
     D                        Bm
What chance do I stand with a pen and a song

Chorus:
D  Em  Bm  G
No I won't
D       Em   Bm      G
Get the girl get the girl
D  Em  Bm  G
No I won't
G                    A                        D  Bm
That doesn't happen, that doesn't happen to me

Interlude: D  Bm

Verse 2:
D               Bm                 D                  Bm        D  Bm
Diamond studded studs with studded jackets laced with angel dust
D                        Bm                      D                             Bm          D  Bm
They all supply what the money can buy, and they give what they got, what they got's enough
D                      Bm                       D                    Bm
Foot on the gas, going fast going far, with his hand attached to his daddy's card
        D                            Bm
And the girls still stare, cause the money's still there
     D             Bm           D  Bm
Well maybe I never could compare

Chorus:
D Em Bm  G
No I won't
D       Em   Bm      G
Get the girl get the girl
D Em Bm G
No I won't
G                    A
That doesn't happen, that doesn't happen to me

Bridge -x2-: Bm A G A

Verse 3:
G                  A                        D  Bm
Maybe I'm cynical, I just need to wait it out
G                  A                        D  Bm
Maybe I'm cynical, all is fair in love and doubt
G                A
Maybe I'm wrong, maybe I'll find
G                A
Someone to hold, someone's who's mine
G
Maybe I'm wrong, maybe I'll find
A
Someone to hold, someone's who's mine

Interlude -repeat-: D Bm 

Chorus:
D Em Bm  G
No I won't
D       Em   Bm      G
Get the girl get the girl
D Em Bm  G
No I won't
G                           A
That doesn't happen, no that doesn't happen, no

Outro:
G                       A
That doesn't happen, no that doesn't happen, no
G                    A                         D Bm  D  Bm
That doesn't happen, that doesn't happen to me