Verse 1:
D              A      Bm           Gbm
Do you have the time to listen to me whine
 G               D              A
G#out nothing and everything all at once.
D          A
I am one of those
  Bm         Gbm
Melodramatic fools.
   G           D
Neurotic to the bone no doubt about it.

Chorus:
G            A            D
  Sometimes I give myself the creeps.
G             A                 D
  Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me.
   G               A
It all keeps adding up.
  D        C       Bm
I think I'm cracking up,
   G         A                 D
Abm I just paranoid? Abm I just stoned?

Interlude: A Bm A D D A Bm A D

Verse 2:
D          A
I went to a shrink
   Bm         Gbm
To analyze my dreams.
    G                D                   A
She says it's lack of xxx that's bringing me down.
D          A
I went to a whore.
   Bm               Gbm
He said my life's a bore,
   G              D                    A
So quit my whining cause it's bringing her down.

Chorus:
G            A            D
  Sometimes I give myself the creeps.
G             A                 D
  Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me.
   G               A
It all keeps adding up.
  D        C       Bm
I think I'm cracking up,
   G         A                 D
Abm I just paranoid? Abm I just stoned?

Bridge:
A Bm A D A Bm A D
A Bm A D A Bm A G
               A
Grasping to control,
              D  A
So I better hold on.
Bm Gbm G D A D A
Bm Gbm G D A

Chorus:
G            A            D
  Sometimes I give myself the creeps.
G             A                 D
  Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me.
   G               A
It all keeps adding up.
  D        C       Bm
I think I'm cracking u p,
   G         A                 D
Abm I just paranoid? Abm I just stoned?

Outro:
Bm G D A D Bm
G D A D Bm G D A
D Bm G D A G D A