Intro: F C Dm C Bb C Dm Bb F C The books you think I wrote are way too thick Dm Bb F C Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a xxxx Dm Bb F C And I don't watch you when you sleep Dm Bb F Am Bb Surprisingly I don't use my own omnipotence to be a ******* creep Dm C Bb You're not going to heaven Dm C Bb Why the xxxx did you think I'd ever kick it with you Dm C None of you are going to heaven Bb Dm C Bb There's a trillion aliens cooler than you Interlude: Bb Bb Bb Dm C You shouldn't abstain from rape just Dm C Bb because you think that I want you to Interlude: Bb Bb Bb Dm C F You shouldn't rape because rape is a xxxxed up thing to do Interlude: F C Dm C Bb C -It's pretty obvious just don't ******* **** people I didn't think I had to write that one down for you.- Dm Bb F C I don't think masturbation is obscene Dm Bb F It's absolutely natural and the weirdest C Dm ******* thing I've ever seen Bb F C You make my job a living hell Dm Bb F I sent gays to fix overpopulation C Bb Didn't that go well Dm C Bb You're not going to heaven Dm C Bb Eat a thousand crackers sing a million hymns Dm C Bb None of you are going to heaven Dm C Bb You're not my children you're a bad game of sims Interlude: Bb Bb Bb Dm C Dm C Bb You shouldn't abstain from pork because you think that I want you to Interlude: Bb Bb Bb Dm C F You can eat pork because why the xxxx would I give a xxxx Interlude: F C Dm C Bb C -I created the uniVerse you think I'm drawing the line at the ******* deliaisle?- Dm Bb F C You argue and you bicker and you fight Dm Bb F C Dm Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night Bb F C Over what they think is true Dm Bb F C Bb But no one entertains the thought that maybe god does not believe in you Dm C Bb You pray so badly for heaven Dm C Bb knowing any day may be the day that you die Dm C Bb But maybe life on earth could be heaven Dm C Bb Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try Interlude: Bb Bb Bb Bb F Bb C My love's the type of thing that you have to earn F Bb F C And when you earn it you won't need it Dm C Dm C Bb I'm not gonna give love just cause I know that you want me to Dm C F If you want love then the love is gonna come from you Interlude: F C Dm C Bb C
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